I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3783. | Ronald (primarch) | 111.66 | 99% | 2020-03-16 |
| 3784. | 5'6Monster (igotovancouverc... | 111.66 | 96% | 2017-04-08 |
| 3785. | Korey (korizmo) | 111.65 | 99% | 2017-08-30 |
| 3786. | THIS IS AN OLD ACCOUNT (gal... | 111.65 | 99% | 2018-01-14 |
| 3787. | baomaker (baomaker) | 111.64 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3788. | dsc: ishwr (psychic7195) | 111.64 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 3789. | Pichi (bionickraken) | 111.64 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 3790. | yes (yesmaybeno) | 111.63 | 99% | 2021-09-04 |
| 3791. | J (calculator454) | 111.63 | 100% | 2025-05-20 |
| 3792. | atsumu (silkynq) | 111.63 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 3793. | chunky (wbcracer) | 111.63 | 98% | 2019-10-15 |
| 3794. | optimist (atifzaheer) | 111.61 | 100% | 2024-04-16 |
| 3795. | jeff (cqyimo42) | 111.61 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 3796. | nq (mmmm) | 111.60 | 97% | 2025-05-14 |
| 3797. | gab (gab_) | 111.60 | 97% | 2019-01-23 |
| 3798. | w (wonton2) | 111.59 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 3799. | Kiara (katherynbane) | 111.57 | 100% | 2025-01-11 |
| 3800. | Mike (mathandsurf) | 111.57 | 99% | 2018-11-03 |
| 3801. | Vurt (vurt) | 111.56 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 3802. | Aaron (umbacano) | 111.55 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 3803. | =^( (valored) | 111.55 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 3804. | Chocolatemug (chcolatemug) | 111.55 | 99% | 2023-01-10 |
| 3805. | つべ (tube_jp) | 111.55 | 97.6% | 2024-01-29 |
| 3806. | OldTypist (oldtypist80) | 111.54 | 98.8% | 2021-02-21 |
| 3807. | Bananko (bananko) | 111.54 | 100% | 2018-04-27 |
| 3808. | Joey (jwanderlust) | 111.53 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 3809. | Felix (promeneraren) | 111.51 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 3810. | Rob (rstefanic) | 111.51 | 98% | 2020-02-15 |
| 3811. | Phohou (phohou) | 111.50 | 98.2% | 2025-04-03 |
| 3812. | Tiff (potat_) | 111.50 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |