See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8659. | Tong (tongvu) | 86.49 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 8660. | Bingbong (bingbongbagaluwu) | 86.49 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 8661. | Ethan (an3223) | 86.48 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 8662. | tuesday (tuesday404) | 86.47 | 94.6% | 2024-10-20 |
| 8663. | Florian (darager_) | 86.47 | 96% | 2020-03-11 |
| 8664. | Alex (x_nemesis_x) | 86.47 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 8665. | Defenestrating (defenestrat... | 86.46 | 97% | 2025-05-05 |
| 8666. | tuyul (tuyulsipit) | 86.46 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 8667. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 86.46 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 8668. | Fernando (frn4n) | 86.45 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
| 8669. | Kingston (kingstonv) | 86.45 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 8670. | Shian (ytxiang1997) | 86.45 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 8671. | Wesley (wesleyhardy) | 86.44 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 8672. | Achintya (cubefreak777) | 86.44 | 97.3% | 2024-06-16 |
| 8673. | Pop (floppying) | 86.44 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 8674. | gc (smi_le) | 86.44 | 94.4% | 2021-01-30 |
| 8675. | steamed (chalmers96) | 86.43 | 99% | 2019-07-12 |
| 8676. | Piyush (dazzler_boy) | 86.43 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 8677. | Lindsay (math314) | 86.43 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 8678. | random (random_guy145) | 86.43 | 97.8% | 2021-02-27 |
| 8679. | Brandon (gr3gl) | 86.43 | 97% | 2021-02-15 |
| 8680. | Jack (iviagicjack) | 86.43 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 8681. | Min.ontheGo (locminhelt) | 86.42 | 98% | 2025-05-20 |
| 8682. | Vashista (vashista) | 86.42 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 8683. | whale (lewist) | 86.42 | 98% | 2020-05-29 |
| 8684. | Dylan (dilly1) | 86.41 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
| 8685. | ppbeto (ppesq) | 86.41 | 98% | 2020-05-22 |
| 8686. | Marcki (marcki) | 86.40 | 96.8% | 2024-10-07 |
| 8687. | Deshant (djtype2124) | 86.40 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
| 8688. | youe (youeber) | 86.40 | 98% | 2022-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |