Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7082. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 84.45 | 97% | 2025-12-29 |
| 7083. | asus (asusbtw) | 84.45 | 95% | 2021-06-19 |
| 7084. | Paul (mcbain788) | 84.44 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
| 7085. | Nathan (nathanv) | 84.44 | 95% | 2017-07-24 |
| 7086. | Endrianus (endrianusgohan) | 84.43 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 7087. | pärskis (borje) | 84.43 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 7088. | Ayushi (sdfdsfsadf) | 84.42 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 7089. | Salman (salman101) | 84.41 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 7090. | yosefxlr8 (vaniix_) | 84.41 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 7091. | wpmhog (wpmhog) | 84.41 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 7092. | utemqezbal (personanongrattta) | 84.40 | 96% | 2025-07-01 |
| 7093. | samuel (samsonking) | 84.40 | 95.5% | 2024-11-17 |
| 7094. | mh (mhqwerty) | 84.39 | 96% | 2024-05-29 |
| 7095. | bam (iamsobald) | 84.39 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 7096. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 84.39 | 96.6% | 2023-10-16 |
| 7097. | Don (donrocks211) | 84.39 | 99% | 2017-05-14 |
| 7098. | Lindsay (math314) | 84.38 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 7099. | qwertyjones17 (qwertyjones1... | 84.38 | 97.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 7100. | Timao (timaotheos) | 84.37 | 97% | 2025-06-18 |
| 7101. | Bono (sp000neyarc123) | 84.37 | 95% | 2026-01-17 |
| 7102. | Joel (littlemiller4) | 84.37 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 7103. | Icecuber (icecuber) | 84.37 | 98% | 2018-10-04 |
| 7104. | Eric (people_pleaser) | 84.36 | 88% | 2017-06-01 |
| 7105. | Shashank (shanky92) | 84.36 | 98.7% | 2024-02-10 |
| 7106. | An (ntan1210) | 84.36 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 7107. | Tristan (beckonez) | 84.36 | 99% | 2020-12-03 |
| 7108. | Sameer (sameersadiq1) | 84.36 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 7109. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 84.36 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
| 7110. | Auram (auram) | 84.34 | 96.9% | 2025-01-06 |
| 7111. | Jason (superiorj) | 84.34 | 100% | 2025-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |