Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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783. | Shiney (shineyy) | 96.76 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
784. | Alan (alanasian) | 96.75 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
785. | Manze (manze) | 96.75 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
786. | The Dutch Cat (nmessick) | 96.69 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
787. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 96.69 | 100% | 2019-03-27 |
788. | Chris (chrisnob) | 96.67 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
789. | Niels (nielsey) | 96.67 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
790. | Audrey (audreyhy) | 96.60 | 98% | 2019-10-26 |
791. | Banna (elbanna532000) | 96.59 | 100% | 2018-10-21 |
792. | account deleted (concurrent) | 96.59 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
793. | Finn (finnark) | 96.59 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
794. | Jim (jimmehpila) | 96.53 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
795. | David (dcoh91) | 96.47 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
796. | Fresh australian air (norok... | 96.47 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
797. | L (mqrtem) | 96.46 | 95% | 2020-09-05 |
798. | Brocli (brocli) | 96.43 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
799. | o (matfunke) | 96.39 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
800. | Ethan (ethan17458) | 96.38 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
801. | Adam (productiveatwork) | 96.37 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
802. | leaowg (leaowg) | 96.36 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
803. | Ricky (rcheungwtf) | 96.35 | 99% | 2018-03-20 |
804. | BigChest (thighs) | 96.34 | 96% | 2020-04-29 |
805. | Mandy (itsmandy) | 96.34 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
806. | Claire (gokulol) | 96.30 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
807. | Austin (austin_biceps) | 96.27 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
808. | call (baconhawka7x) | 96.26 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
809. | Daniel (booksindemand) | 96.25 | 99% | 2020-03-27 |
810. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 96.21 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
811. | Chris (christrilling) | 96.14 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
812. | Teetos (zannte) | 96.13 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |