So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12722. | Sonatry (danyannang) | 80.51 | 97% | 2013-01-10 |
| 12723. | Lynn (pvequalsnrt) | 80.51 | 98% | 2022-05-28 |
| 12724. | Adi (diddly_doo) | 80.51 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 12725. | Accuracy99 (copmysteez) | 80.51 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 12726. | Alexander (diam) | 80.51 | 98% | 2011-11-18 |
| 12727. | Druid (amrdruid) | 80.51 | 96% | 2014-02-21 |
| 12728. | (Sathesh) (sathesh@ymail.com) | 80.51 | 97% | 2012-07-16 |
| 12729. | Mitko (mitang31) | 80.51 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 12730. | Dylan (18dylan18) | 80.51 | 92% | 2015-06-25 |
| 12731. | Christian (xxxcleverchrisxxx) | 80.50 | 95% | 2023-03-17 |
| 12732. | MM (blunderingpeon12) | 80.50 | 98.2% | 2023-07-18 |
| 12733. | murdr (murdrkeys) | 80.50 | 96% | 2020-09-23 |
| 12734. | Klaptain (_klaptain) | 80.50 | 94% | 2021-06-09 |
| 12735. | Aleksandar (itsacko) | 80.50 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| 12736. | Stella (gmacd) | 80.50 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 12737. | Chao (cqsheng) | 80.50 | 93% | 2013-07-24 |
| 12738. | Omar (nsm_omar) | 80.49 | 99% | 2023-03-13 |
| 12739. | ToxicImpulse (toxicimpulse) | 80.49 | 95% | 2022-01-25 |
| 12740. | Paul (masterxilo) | 80.49 | 100% | 2014-06-04 |
| 12741. | Adam (orideith) | 80.49 | 92% | 2013-01-18 |
| 12742. | Maverick (jxsever) | 80.49 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 12743. | Harrison (kyeuko) | 80.48 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 12744. | e45 (e453) | 80.48 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 12745. | !_m3_mys3!f (i_m3_mys3lf) | 80.48 | — | 2009-06-27 |
| 12746. | Matthew (fl4m3zzz) | 80.48 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
| 12747. | I (lavromat) | 80.48 | 94% | 2012-03-03 |
| 12748. | Adarsh (geniusno1) | 80.48 | 96% | 2011-10-16 |
| 12749. | Bangladeshi (rakibahmedtonmoy) | 80.47 | 99% | 2022-07-20 |
| 12750. | Jedi (jedimasterasd) | 80.47 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 12751. | OSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (ty... | 80.47 | 98% | 2018-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |