The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19954. | Musa (greatwarrior235) | 72.26 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
| 19955. | Crazy (no1crazy) | 72.26 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 19956. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 72.26 | 95% | 2021-10-14 |
| 19957. | Anthony (reaper2011) | 72.26 | 96% | 2014-12-14 |
| 19958. | Benjamin (benagabenjen) | 72.25 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 19959. | amt8u (amt8u) | 72.25 | 97.5% | 2023-08-31 |
| 19960. | Ian (iantu) | 72.25 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 19961. | 𝕜𝕒𝕚 (kai_geslani) | 72.25 | 96% | 2018-10-28 |
| 19962. | joflin (joflin) | 72.25 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 19963. | Willard (pvtlink) | 72.25 | 87% | 2015-02-16 |
| 19964. | Lizzie (lizzieo4) | 72.25 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 19965. | Nigel (dabbleweed) | 72.25 | 96% | 2014-06-13 |
| 19966. | cubis (cubis) | 72.25 | 95% | 2012-03-20 |
| 19967. | Moosie (moosiegoldberg) | 72.24 | 95% | 2019-02-09 |
| 19968. | Cheesetoast (cheesetoastman) | 72.24 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 19969. | Frangsinatra (addaxer) | 72.24 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 19970. | Ezikel (ezikel40) | 72.23 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 19971. | Christian (masterrx2) | 72.23 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
| 19972. | Occultare (occultare) | 72.23 | 97% | 2023-09-14 |
| 19973. | Karim (karim909) | 72.23 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 19974. | kuku (kungain0122) | 72.23 | 95% | 2011-12-11 |
| 19975. | Jono (jonny_jmw) | 72.23 | 91% | 2012-02-01 |
| 19976. | R (renxsis) | 72.22 | 96% | 2013-04-06 |
| 19977. | ryujin's footrest (iankenneth) | 72.22 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 19978. | Danish (incognitofinito) | 72.22 | 91% | 2012-11-15 |
| 19979. | Keybot (keybot) | 72.22 | 95% | 2015-10-21 |
| 19980. | Mike (dvorakpt) | 72.22 | 96% | 2011-08-14 |
| 19981. | Janne (thepopstardude) | 72.21 | 93% | 2016-07-20 |
| 19982. | Tiratore (tiratorejem) | 72.21 | 95% | 2019-09-29 |
| 19983. | James (hnirvana) | 72.21 | 97.3% | 2023-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |