The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1668. | Eric (dango499) | 119.38 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1669. | Chuck (ultrabum) | 119.36 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
| 1670. | Alexander (alexteddy888) | 119.36 | 92% | 2015-11-30 |
| 1671. | marble (someprogrammer) | 119.35 | 96% | 2012-09-26 |
| 1672. | 周平 (davidchou) | 119.34 | 99% | 2012-03-24 |
| 1673. | a. (secretariat) | 119.34 | 97% | 2014-08-20 |
| 1674. | GEORGE (reburm) | 119.33 | 94% | 2015-03-27 |
| 1675. | rob (mayoff) | 119.33 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 1676. | Sean (blackandwhitemuppet) | 119.33 | 92% | 2017-03-17 |
| 1677. | Niels (nielsjensen) | 119.32 | 97.7% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1678. | skyactiv (atenza) | 119.32 | 98% | 2012-10-16 |
| 1679. | sawyer (tdsg) | 119.29 | 100% | 2020-01-08 |
| 1680. | (charlesduran27) | 119.28 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 1681. | whimsy (thenostalgicsailor) | 119.28 | 97% | 2012-08-17 |
| 1682. | (sdid20000) | 119.28 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 1683. | Tess (makeleletoulalan) | 119.27 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 1684. | B (masterlink) | 119.26 | 94% | 2012-07-22 |
| 1685. | i3MEDIA.net (silentassumpti... | 119.26 | 95% | 2013-08-10 |
| 1686. | Joe (lohrbas) | 119.26 | 91% | 2011-06-11 |
| 1687. | (johnwangesnumeronuno) | 119.22 | 98% | 2013-05-21 |
| 1688. | Jimbo (sanosuke) | 119.20 | 98% | 2013-09-08 |
| 1689. | Brandon (brandong) | 119.20 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 1690. | (swlee19) | 119.17 | 99% | 2012-08-02 |
| 1691. | Gordon (yornfreeman) | 119.16 | 98.1% | 2023-10-24 |
| 1692. | (plsgimmeusername) | 119.16 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 1693. | 'ello (boerewors) | 119.15 | 99% | 2018-10-16 |
| 1694. | zach (pingle) | 119.14 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 1695. | richard (retagaine) | 119.14 | 95% | 2015-02-04 |
| 1696. | Mike (emrenegades) | 119.13 | 98% | 2018-04-12 |
| 1697. | Kenniks (kenniks) | 119.10 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |