If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1289. | übermensch (ubermensch0) | 136.21 | 98.7% | 2024-06-14 |
| 1290. | VINNI FAN (johnbailey) | 136.19 | 98% | 2018-11-15 |
| 1291. | forgot how to type (glacier... | 136.16 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
| 1292. | Christian (cslarsenrf) | 136.16 | 100% | 2018-03-08 |
| 1293. | slow-af (rohilverma) | 136.15 | 99% | 2022-11-25 |
| 1294. | nullchilly (tuwuna) | 136.15 | 100% | 2023-07-28 |
| 1295. | Aakash (staticxy) | 136.13 | 99% | 2021-06-02 |
| 1296. | Aaron (nightcreators) | 136.09 | 99% | 2022-11-08 |
| 1297. | tstats[ilaghardcore] (ilagh... | 136.08 | 98% | 2022-03-26 |
| 1298. | Pratik (dudepc) | 136.07 | 99.5% | 2024-04-15 |
| 1299. | woopwoop (aniocean) | 136.06 | 100% | 2024-02-20 |
| 1300. | fj0q (fj0q) | 136.06 | 97% | 2025-10-03 |
| 1301. | Mauro (chunkerchunk) | 136.03 | 98.7% | 2023-11-08 |
| 1302. | (agglomeration) | 136.01 | 99% | 2023-04-11 |
| 1303. | (atorpy) | 136.00 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 1304. | Ton (2001or2) | 135.98 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 1305. | WAI YU KUM NAO (masterhermit) | 135.97 | 99% | 2026-03-21 |
| 1306. | Cisco (yizzyweezy) | 135.94 | 100% | 2019-12-23 |
| 1307. | Obito (daviddeng8) | 135.89 | 98% | 2018-09-23 |
| 1308. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 135.88 | 99% | 2023-01-16 |
| 1309. | ckla (cutscene1543) | 135.85 | 99% | 2025-09-01 |
| 1310. | Deqa (deqqer) | 135.85 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 1311. | Ben (wildben) | 135.82 | 100% | 2017-09-03 |
| 1312. | Brendan (panikooooos) | 135.81 | 98% | 2022-11-16 |
| 1313. | allie (admw) | 135.81 | 100% | 2019-05-14 |
| 1314. | Colin (geosyog) | 135.80 | 100% | 2023-02-10 |
| 1315. | Jason (jasoone) | 135.79 | 98.8% | 2021-02-14 |
| 1316. | Murid (shinymoogle) | 135.79 | 99% | 2021-02-06 |
| 1317. | Suzume (suzufruit) | 135.79 | 100% | 2020-12-29 |
| 1318. | tstats[qwfpjl] (qwfpjl) | 135.76 | 99.1% | 2024-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |