So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8084. | andy (lihanou) | 90.14 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 8085. | Ole (rxmbo) | 90.14 | 97% | 2014-12-30 |
| 8086. | AvtandiLine (avtandiline) | 90.14 | 99% | 2011-12-24 |
| 8087. | Alan (bluewizzy) | 90.14 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 8088. | Ayden (aydensonline) | 90.13 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 8089. | Mortally (mortallydivine) | 90.12 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 8090. | Gavin (perfectgavinator) | 90.12 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 8091. | Kyle (kyle777) | 90.12 | 97% | 2013-10-07 |
| 8092. | Luke (doleo) | 90.12 | 97% | 2014-12-31 |
| 8093. | su (susuhiepsi) | 90.12 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 8094. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 90.12 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 8095. | danny (moumou) | 90.12 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 8096. | Arun (arun_karnati) | 90.12 | 95% | 2014-10-03 |
| 8097. | Roronoa (godwit) | 90.11 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 8098. | Mxxi (mxxi) | 90.11 | 89% | 2012-11-09 |
| 8099. | Guest (bryce51202) | 90.11 | 97% | 2014-07-15 |
| 8100. | Ryan (ryguy2fly) | 90.10 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 8101. | Mannered Youth (mannered_yo... | 90.10 | 99% | 2022-04-24 |
| 8102. | James (dekudeku) | 90.10 | 96% | 2015-09-25 |
| 8103. | masoniya (masoniya) | 90.10 | 97% | 2019-12-15 |
| 8104. | Allegro1321 (allegro1321) | 90.10 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 8105. | Mahmoud (mastercyrax) | 90.10 | 95% | 2014-08-18 |
| 8106. | Blake (gsolol) | 90.10 | 94% | 2012-12-09 |
| 8107. | Doc G (Bay Area) (mgavino) | 90.09 | 94% | 2017-02-24 |
| 8108. | Shadz (shadowspaz) | 90.09 | 99% | 2021-05-06 |
| 8109. | Lamont (poison314) | 90.08 | 96% | 2012-08-27 |
| 8110. | jeff (scor) | 90.08 | 95% | 2014-04-19 |
| 8111. | Hoo (phonhay) | 90.08 | 99% | 2013-01-18 |
| 8112. | Shayne (shayneacasio) | 90.07 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
| 8113. | Matt (britzkrieg) | 90.07 | 98% | 2022-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |