The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6304. | Mohamed (mabdelkarim) | 54.30 | 93% | 2014-04-05 |
| 6305. | Cuong (lenamcuong) | 54.30 | — | 2010-04-12 |
| 6306. | Amir (amirhomayoun) | 54.29 | 92% | 2014-02-20 |
| 6307. | Betty (despina) | 54.29 | 93% | 2012-02-17 |
| 6308. | Sarose (sarose) | 54.29 | 96% | 2011-07-26 |
| 6309. | SemutBalap (semutdewa) | 54.29 | 97% | 2012-04-17 |
| 6310. | Amelia (littlebighaha) | 54.29 | — | 2010-12-05 |
| 6311. | Tiffany (tiffanyannesinn) | 54.29 | 88% | 2016-04-19 |
| 6312. | slap (slap) | 54.29 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 6313. | Hannan (hazinudin) | 54.28 | 86% | 2016-08-14 |
| 6314. | HanPlox (hanplox) | 54.28 | 95% | 2020-04-02 |
| 6315. | Marcos (marcos100) | 54.28 | 97% | 2018-11-21 |
| 6316. | Nishant (nishant969) | 54.27 | 95% | 2016-05-20 |
| 6317. | Joey (hejjoey) | 54.27 | 93% | 2014-03-20 |
| 6318. | Khánh (0932275045) | 54.27 | 96% | 2012-09-27 |
| 6319. | chad (chad111) | 54.27 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 6320. | Sajid (sajid006) | 54.26 | 100% | 2020-09-12 |
| 6321. | Bruce (masterchen) | 54.26 | 95% | 2016-02-24 |
| 6322. | TH (th0420) | 54.25 | 99% | 2014-04-24 |
| 6323. | Helen (hlee014) | 54.25 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 6324. | Vy (vy_truc) | 54.25 | 96% | 2015-09-23 |
| 6325. | Joe (rocket514) | 54.25 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 6326. | Tricky (tickyminaj) | 54.24 | 94% | 2022-08-13 |
| 6327. | Michael (usedtank14) | 54.24 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 6328. | chantha (chanthasim) | 54.24 | 96% | 2014-06-13 |
| 6329. | Patrick (specialpat101) | 54.24 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 6330. | Eleanor (ocbeach) | 54.24 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 6331. | tharun (fanatique) | 54.24 | 94% | 2014-06-29 |
| 6332. | Tracker09 (sahilkub) | 54.23 | 96% | 2023-04-27 |
| 6333. | MAF1F (afif5287) | 54.23 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |