So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20519. | Ryan (ryando2000) | 67.60 | 98% | 2017-03-02 |
| 20520. | Brandon (itsbarn) | 67.60 | 89% | 2013-05-25 |
| 20521. | djackallstar (djackallstar) | 67.60 | 94% | 2011-08-22 |
| 20522. | Regsa (regsagc) | 67.60 | 95% | 2016-05-17 |
| 20523. | Brandy (jankayla) | 67.60 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 20524. | Kevin (trunkate) | 67.59 | 90% | 2017-01-28 |
| 20525. | j (jk993) | 67.59 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 20526. | Zeke (ezeekey) | 67.59 | 95.9% | 2023-08-25 |
| 20527. | DEATH (deathxx95) | 67.58 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 20528. | Amir (amirahmedimtiaz) | 67.58 | 94% | 2023-03-14 |
| 20529. | Almondz (chollawat2) | 67.58 | 96% | 2012-09-11 |
| 20530. | drago (drag00me) | 67.57 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 20531. | Jennifer (pissedjenny) | 67.57 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 20532. | TsReaper (tsreaper) | 67.57 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 20533. | Rask (frederik0147) | 67.57 | 96% | 2023-03-25 |
| 20534. | nik (nikoloose) | 67.57 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| 20535. | Ryan (coccaineaddict) | 67.56 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 20536. | Anku (gurooatwork) | 67.56 | 95.9% | 2023-09-13 |
| 20537. | afirstname (aosh) | 67.56 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 20538. | chapterxv (fatestaynite) | 67.56 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
| 20539. | Ramson (rammun) | 67.56 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 20540. | dren (dren26) | 67.56 | 96.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 20541. | Be aware of cyclists! (irel... | 67.56 | 97% | 2016-02-01 |
| 20542. | IRaceHybrids (eorrific) | 67.56 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 20543. | Cole (masterc77) | 67.56 | 98% | 2015-03-10 |
| 20544. | MR.Docile (haitan90) | 67.56 | 97% | 2012-04-05 |
| 20545. | daniel0731ex (daniel0731ex) | 67.56 | 92% | 2013-09-21 |
| 20546. | Dang (big_worm) | 67.56 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 20547. | Nitronium (nitronium) | 67.55 | 92% | 2016-11-08 |
| 20548. | Raghav (raghav8822) | 67.55 | 97.1% | 2021-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |