Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2388. | Thelonious (thelonious) | 77.07 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 2389. | Pedro (pelohi) | 77.06 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 2390. | Artur (artixalke) | 77.06 | 95% | 2018-06-24 |
| 2391. | Bob (diamonddragon36) | 77.05 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 2392. | Mason (edwardmason) | 77.04 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 2393. | MadBantha II (madbanthaii) | 77.03 | 95% | 2019-10-05 |
| 2394. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 77.02 | 97% | 2019-02-14 |
| 2395. | Jackery (hamshank) | 77.02 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 2396. | BigMomma (biggmomma) | 77.01 | 96% | 2018-04-13 |
| 2397. | Paul (jinzonam) | 77.01 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 2398. | Avi (avi_130) | 76.99 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 2399. | Matrix (ss005) | 76.99 | 99% | 2020-06-26 |
| 2400. | Pinkys (pinkysworld2080) | 76.99 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
| 2401. | Ammar (harryhans) | 76.98 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 2402. | Reckful RIP (micbee) | 76.95 | 96% | 2018-06-23 |
| 2403. | John (connect_123) | 76.95 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 2404. | Andrew (masterandras) | 76.93 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
| 2405. | Ivan (ichauster) | 76.88 | 95% | 2017-12-12 |
| 2406. | pinhas (momohakarish) | 76.87 | 93% | 2020-05-02 |
| 2407. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 76.86 | 97% | 2019-10-06 |
| 2408. | Steve (jack_of_all_trades) | 76.85 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 2409. | LB (man_onatree) | 76.82 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
| 2410. | Kamdeanr (nissefar) | 76.82 | 96% | 2018-09-07 |
| 2411. | Rancro (rancro) | 76.79 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
| 2412. | Usman (usm7861) | 76.79 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 2413. | Neil (xdestroyer2x) | 76.78 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 2414. | Gleb (passick) | 76.78 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
| 2415. | Kobus (klabuschagne) | 76.78 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 2416. | Derrick (sewshun) | 76.77 | 99% | 2018-09-25 |
| 2417. | Pradyumn (sk0pe) | 76.75 | 97% | 2018-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |