And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15031. | Nolan (nolangreub) | 87.75 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 15032. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 87.75 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 15033. | Nico (nicabru) | 87.75 | 96% | 2013-09-30 |
| 15034. | Khoa (sasukekhoa) | 87.75 | 94% | 2013-03-17 |
| 15035. | little (littleruiness) | 87.75 | 94% | 2016-05-06 |
| 15036. | Arsenal (arsenal_) | 87.74 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 15037. | Melvyn (melv012) | 87.74 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 15038. | Boom (moeroach) | 87.73 | 95% | 2012-05-15 |
| 15039. | Birdman (birdman13) | 87.73 | 97% | 2023-04-10 |
| 15040. | Merlin (mmiller12) | 87.73 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 15041. | Scorbite (mudeku) | 87.72 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 15042. | dnic (dnic) | 87.72 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 15043. | Damir Talipov (mirtal) | 87.72 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 15044. | Alex (typeracer) | 87.72 | 98% | 2011-12-14 |
| 15045. | Neithan (neithan) | 87.72 | 96% | 2015-04-12 |
| 15046. | Shan (liushanen) | 87.72 | 95% | 2019-12-31 |
| 15047. | Matt (turtlespin) | 87.71 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 15048. | dhan michael (astaroth04) | 87.71 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 15049. | Daphnouilles (daphnouilles) | 87.71 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 15050. | Ryan (nryankim) | 87.71 | 95% | 2014-10-22 |
| 15051. | Shreyas (mrtigar) | 87.71 | 96% | 2016-06-30 |
| 15052. | kai (master_kai) | 87.71 | 96% | 2013-09-27 |
| 15053. | Athan (athan29) | 87.71 | 98% | 2014-09-13 |
| 15054. | unfityetruly (unfityetruly) | 87.70 | 96% | 2023-09-27 |
| 15055. | andy (ajggormly) | 87.70 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 15056. | Adi (diddly_doo) | 87.70 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 15057. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 87.70 | 98% | 2019-03-04 |
| 15058. | Hugh (huuugh18) | 87.70 | 98% | 2017-06-07 |
| 15059. | Brage (brasa95) | 87.70 | 94% | 2015-09-21 |
| 15060. | Paul (nukraine) | 87.70 | 96% | 2015-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |