Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3193. | Thumzu (thumzu) | 69.37 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3194. | Sonny (sweav14) | 69.35 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
| 3195. | zack (footlover) | 69.35 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 3196. | Gjuro (gjuro_eng_key) | 69.35 | 95% | 2019-10-30 |
| 3197. | flybot (flybot) | 69.35 | 98% | 2019-08-25 |
| 3198. | Jordan (crabbyzai) | 69.33 | 95% | 2018-09-28 |
| 3199. | Jake (jake12_) | 69.33 | 96% | 2020-03-23 |
| 3200. | ??? (slow_methodical) | 69.33 | 99% | 2018-08-26 |
| 3201. | Rk (rktyper) | 69.31 | 96% | 2019-01-05 |
| 3202. | Saidai (saidai) | 69.30 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 3203. | Louie John (loumexx12) | 69.30 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 3204. | Ben (bigb_964) | 69.29 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 3205. | John (silverk34) | 69.29 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
| 3206. | JoshTheBear19 (joshthebear) | 69.28 | 95% | 2020-07-15 |
| 3207. | Tai (leanhtaiit) | 69.27 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 3208. | ni (tehni) | 69.26 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
| 3209. | MasterMind (master__mind) | 69.23 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 3210. | dexterj (dexterj) | 69.21 | 98% | 2019-05-24 |
| 3211. | MidnightSteph (stevenk01) | 69.21 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
| 3212. | DMack (dmack98) | 69.20 | 95% | 2019-02-11 |
| 3213. | Sync (syncffmail) | 69.20 | 99% | 2019-08-26 |
| 3214. | Hell (jesus_coconut) | 69.19 | 95% | 2020-09-09 |
| 3215. | John (jbmancia) | 69.19 | 96% | 2020-02-26 |
| 3216. | abhi (cheapcoder) | 69.17 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 3217. | Jose Nestor (dealwithjay) | 69.16 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 3218. | michael (mlam10293) | 69.15 | 96% | 2017-08-09 |
| 3219. | Dean (limome) | 69.15 | 98% | 2020-01-27 |
| 3220. | Laffs (laffs) | 69.13 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 3221. | Jim (sprinks41) | 69.12 | 99% | 2020-04-17 |
| 3222. | John (johnjohnjohnston) | 69.10 | 95% | 2020-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |