As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13640. | rraz0 (rraz0) | 75.36 | 97% | 2017-02-19 |
| 13641. | Andy (mouldy_peanut) | 75.36 | 93% | 2016-09-27 |
| 13642. | Kenny (moshine) | 75.36 | 96.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 13643. | Zheng (lvzheng) | 75.36 | 94% | 2016-07-24 |
| 13644. | Max (maxvan) | 75.36 | 98% | 2018-12-03 |
| 13645. | Vince (vincentsneed) | 75.36 | 97% | 2016-04-19 |
| 13646. | HMK (gravelordnito0013) | 75.35 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 13647. | Mohammad (moreda1999) | 75.35 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 13648. | Jonathan (the_mechanical) | 75.35 | 93% | 2016-12-08 |
| 13649. | Guest (insi) | 75.35 | 96% | 2017-01-02 |
| 13650. | Anton (golden_9542) | 75.34 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 13651. | Toxic (toxicbaby3000) | 75.34 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 13652. | Sam (vynsta) | 75.34 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 13653. | Chris (chrisjordan23) | 75.34 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 13654. | . (sthjkvlr) | 75.34 | 96% | 2020-05-16 |
| 13655. | KHUSHI M™ (sweetgal_khushi) | 75.34 | 97% | 2015-07-05 |
| 13656. | TwiX (itztwix) | 75.33 | 96% | 2024-07-09 |
| 13657. | Agnar (agnar) | 75.33 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 13658. | Brayden (braddin123) | 75.33 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 13659. | Master (master_2010) | 75.33 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 13660. | Send_Help (brantonmindl) | 75.33 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 13661. | Manuel (blackhell) | 75.33 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
| 13662. | Ming (mings7) | 75.33 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13663. | John (slappy116) | 75.33 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 13664. | Casper (casper8) | 75.32 | 98% | 2025-04-02 |
| 13665. | 12659829 (12659829) | 75.32 | 96% | 2024-05-06 |
| 13666. | bb823 (bb823) | 75.32 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 13667. | Kian (kianv) | 75.32 | 95.6% | 2024-01-05 |
| 13668. | drew (agent_grifter) | 75.32 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 13669. | Gormack (gormack) | 75.32 | 94% | 2015-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |