So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24956. | (zthien) | 60.12 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 24957. | (cley) | 60.12 | 93% | 2012-11-28 |
| 24958. | (miniowl) | 60.12 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 24959. | (paperciip) | 60.12 | 95% | 2012-08-27 |
| 24960. | (yorrick) | 60.12 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 24961. | (wajeeh) | 60.12 | — | 2009-12-27 |
| 24962. | (jackie1997) | 60.12 | 95% | 2019-02-04 |
| 24963. | Peter (peteralli) | 60.11 | 97% | 2023-07-20 |
| 24964. | (multitrackdrifting) | 60.11 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
| 24965. | Lemon (mrlemon) | 60.11 | 91% | 2021-05-07 |
| 24966. | (studiouscloud) | 60.11 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 24967. | (briantang) | 60.11 | 96% | 2020-06-01 |
| 24968. | (flaming) | 60.11 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 24969. | (tapping111) | 60.11 | 95% | 2013-06-20 |
| 24970. | (pntripathi9417) | 60.11 | 96% | 2019-06-10 |
| 24971. | nonquit (aqfaridi) | 60.11 | 91% | 2016-09-21 |
| 24972. | (ricks937) | 60.10 | 92% | 2014-05-29 |
| 24973. | (ramans) | 60.10 | 84% | 2014-09-12 |
| 24974. | (masse79) | 60.10 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 24975. | (jakob170201) | 60.09 | 94% | 2022-05-21 |
| 24976. | (rin1120) | 60.09 | 97% | 2016-10-22 |
| 24977. | Ben (bmj774) | 60.09 | 94% | 2021-07-29 |
| 24978. | (laskin) | 60.09 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 24979. | Big (widdzy) | 60.09 | 92% | 2016-04-25 |
| 24980. | (mashiro123) | 60.09 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 24981. | (loser_) | 60.09 | 90% | 2015-11-25 |
| 24982. | (puek) | 60.09 | 98% | 2015-02-08 |
| 24983. | (mansoorahmadzai) | 60.09 | 95% | 2012-09-06 |
| 24984. | karan (hksawhne) | 60.08 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 24985. | (force_of_will) | 60.08 | 96% | 2018-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |