It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2469. | Yao (thewrongnumber) | 75.90 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 2470. | DANIEL S WEGGA (dizo) | 75.90 | 98% | 2018-07-12 |
| 2471. | PAUL π«΅πΌπ (happyfla... | 75.86 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2472. | Kom (poobscoob) | 75.84 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 2473. | Johan (johlun) | 75.83 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
| 2474. | Light (lightneesan) | 75.77 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
| 2475. | Mark (figzes) | 75.76 | 95% | 2018-08-15 |
| 2476. | Jeremiah (misterbright) | 75.73 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
| 2477. | Dawn (dragons471) | 75.73 | 98% | 2018-07-28 |
| 2478. | Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. (dap... | 75.73 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 2479. | Dyl (dbambino) | 75.72 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| 2480. | GroundPound69 (alpha_mail) | 75.71 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 2481. | Joseph (josephchoi1116) | 75.71 | 97% | 2018-09-25 |
| 2482. | MookMill (yungmook) | 75.70 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 2483. | Nat (ngg4) | 75.68 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 2484. | Joe (itsvizzini) | 75.68 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 2485. | John (massctrlzan) | 75.67 | 98% | 2019-02-23 |
| 2486. | Thusthus (gmdliam) | 75.66 | 96% | 2017-10-21 |
| 2487. | DMack (dmack98) | 75.63 | 95% | 2018-12-14 |
| 2488. | Jonathan (johnnytalbot) | 75.62 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 2489. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 75.61 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 2490. | Isaiah (buckhalton) | 75.59 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 2491. | WyZard (wise_owl) | 75.59 | 95% | 2019-06-23 |
| 2492. | mega (megaaaaaaaa) | 75.58 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
| 2493. | Basone01 (basone01) | 75.57 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 2494. | maxwelljones14 (maxwelljones) | 75.56 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 2495. | Em (chuchu) | 75.56 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 2496. | sharp (quotextx) | 75.54 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 2497. | Terra (terranavis) | 75.54 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 2498. | Frickers (iamcoolerdanu) | 75.53 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| α Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |