I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9679. | bach (shuriken) | 86.33 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 9680. | Hossen (galacticcheese1) | 86.33 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 9681. | E_N (ee_nn) | 86.32 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| 9682. | chiken (lechikenman) | 86.32 | 96.7% | 2024-04-30 |
| 9683. | t̶̢̤͇̪̱̮̿̓̓̕͜ͅ... | 86.32 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 9684. | DaRkY (darky_1) | 86.32 | 96.8% | 2021-02-10 |
| 9685. | Sam (cookey02) | 86.31 | 97% | 2024-07-01 |
| 9686. | yt.com @breadnjoos (gyringr... | 86.31 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 9687. | Logan (logaanator956) | 86.31 | 98% | 2017-09-20 |
| 9688. | anh ah seu (minwastaken) | 86.30 | 95.4% | 2024-09-17 |
| 9689. | Dominic (hobomonkey5) | 86.30 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 9690. | Jorisen (nived_soul) | 86.29 | 95.6% | 2025-01-29 |
| 9691. | David (chronic_cross) | 86.29 | 95% | 2022-11-14 |
| 9692. | thegametwok (thegametwok) | 86.28 | 93% | 2017-02-21 |
| 9693. | IronAgate (ironagate) | 86.28 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 9694. | slowpoke (ploperq) | 86.28 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
| 9695. | Mashallah (mashallahh) | 86.27 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
| 9696. | Luke (qerl) | 86.26 | 97.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 9697. | Achilees (achilees) | 86.25 | 98% | 2025-06-11 |
| 9698. | ᕙ(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵)ᕗ (... | 86.25 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 9699. | Huy (giahuy7753) | 86.25 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 9700. | [ ] (v1sceral) | 86.25 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 9701. | Kai (leavelux) | 86.25 | 99% | 2021-11-14 |
| 9702. | Mingsta (mingstamingsta) | 86.25 | 97% | 2017-02-13 |
| 9703. | Daniel (howl24) | 86.24 | 99% | 2017-09-24 |
| 9704. | Stretch (stretch_flex) | 86.24 | 99% | 2023-05-28 |
| 9705. | corvin (corvinweeeee) | 86.23 | 96% | 2025-04-14 |
| 9706. | sebastian (sebas0824) | 86.23 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 9707. | Bryan (hail2u) | 86.23 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
| 9708. | Justin (jxstin_a) | 86.23 | 95% | 2021-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |