The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11470. | GDS (gdsnepali) | 85.83 | 94% | 2015-07-15 |
| 11471. | Braden (barbuthnot) | 85.83 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 11472. | Wake (wakethefake) | 85.83 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 11473. | Frayz (frayz) | 85.83 | 92% | 2015-10-14 |
| 11474. | (dinkeyxd) | 85.82 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 11475. | marc (nightowl) | 85.82 | 96% | 2012-02-04 |
| 11476. | Sean (seantronathon) | 85.82 | 95% | 2016-01-05 |
| 11477. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 85.82 | 91% | 2017-03-18 |
| 11478. | (ogopogo) | 85.81 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 11479. | Ethan (ea___) | 85.81 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 11480. | (peachteavanilla) | 85.80 | 98.1% | 2023-08-19 |
| 11481. | Donovan (donovanle) | 85.80 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 11482. | (biggestluigi) | 85.80 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 11483. | (badnub) | 85.80 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 11484. | Lưu (luuanh) | 85.80 | 100% | 2017-11-20 |
| 11485. | J™♥ (diabolosjb) | 85.80 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 11486. | Miguel (mhcal) | 85.79 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 11487. | Pratyush (pratyush211) | 85.79 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 11488. | Bingu (pengsa) | 85.79 | 96.8% | 2021-02-08 |
| 11489. | zn (ittahb) | 85.79 | 95% | 2021-08-12 |
| 11490. | dk (mash_potatoes) | 85.79 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 11491. | Seth (sdun) | 85.78 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 11492. | ASG (asg1997) | 85.78 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 11493. | (joanna_josie) | 85.78 | 92% | 2012-07-19 |
| 11494. | (25kangboyang) | 85.78 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 11495. | Branden (felidor) | 85.78 | 90% | 2013-04-07 |
| 11496. | Jacob (solace72) | 85.78 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 11497. | (aleviera01) | 85.78 | 96% | 2015-10-07 |
| 11498. | Hitler (imnothitler) | 85.78 | — | 2010-02-25 |
| 11499. | King (kingthiccness) | 85.77 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |