The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11666. | Braden (barbuthnot) | 85.83 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 11667. | Wake (wakethefake) | 85.83 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 11668. | Frayz (frayz) | 85.83 | 92% | 2015-10-14 |
| 11669. | Dinkey (dinkeyxd) | 85.82 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 11670. | Luis (chiklay) | 85.82 | 92% | 2016-07-13 |
| 11671. | marc (nightowl) | 85.82 | 96% | 2012-02-04 |
| 11672. | Sean (seantronathon) | 85.82 | 95% | 2016-01-05 |
| 11673. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 85.82 | 91% | 2017-03-18 |
| 11674. | ogopogo (ogopogo) | 85.81 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 11675. | Ethan (ea___) | 85.81 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 11676. | a;sldkfj (peachteavanilla) | 85.80 | 98.1% | 2023-08-19 |
| 11677. | Donovan (donovanle) | 85.80 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 11678. | Andrei (biggestluigi) | 85.80 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 11679. | GG (badnub) | 85.80 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 11680. | Lưu (luuanh) | 85.80 | 100% | 2017-11-20 |
| 11681. | J™♥ (diabolosjb) | 85.80 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 11682. | Miguel (mhcal) | 85.79 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 11683. | Pratyush (pratyush211) | 85.79 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 11684. | Bingu (pengsa) | 85.79 | 96.8% | 2021-02-08 |
| 11685. | zn (ittahb) | 85.79 | 95% | 2021-08-12 |
| 11686. | dk (mash_potatoes) | 85.79 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 11687. | JV (jibs12) | 85.78 | 99% | 2021-05-01 |
| 11688. | Seth (sdun) | 85.78 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 11689. | ASG (asg1997) | 85.78 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 11690. | Joanna (joanna_josie) | 85.78 | 92% | 2012-07-19 |
| 11691. | Blake (25kangboyang) | 85.78 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 11692. | Branden (felidor) | 85.78 | 90% | 2013-04-07 |
| 11693. | Jacob (solace72) | 85.78 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 11694. | Alejandro (aleviera01) | 85.78 | 96% | 2015-10-07 |
| 11695. | Hitler (imnothitler) | 85.78 | — | 2010-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |