Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11304. | Joe (jhoeeee) | 83.34 | 96.9% | 2023-06-22 |
| 11305. | Dorkking (dorkking) | 83.34 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 11306. | Mureed (mureed) | 83.33 | 91% | 2016-03-15 |
| 11307. | s n o w (snowiere) | 83.33 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
| 11308. | Scott (whaleswhales) | 83.33 | 97% | 2013-10-21 |
| 11309. | The Planck (djsauble) | 83.33 | 99% | 2018-09-26 |
| 11310. | Maarek (zechs6437) | 83.33 | 97% | 2016-07-02 |
| 11311. | arivappa (leave_me_here) | 83.32 | 95% | 2023-01-09 |
| 11312. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 83.32 | 98.5% | 2023-10-30 |
| 11313. | Dev (devvp08) | 83.32 | 96% | 2022-01-15 |
| 11314. | Major Major Major Major (j_63) | 83.31 | 94% | 2016-01-02 |
| 11315. | David (yishuman) | 83.31 | 92% | 2016-10-07 |
| 11316. | Ashvin (ashvinsharma) | 83.30 | 94% | 2015-03-28 |
| 11317. | Jack (jackc) | 83.30 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 11318. | Streyt (streyt) | 83.30 | 98% | 2011-06-13 |
| 11319. | grapes! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:... | 83.30 | 94% | 2014-08-27 |
| 11320. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 83.29 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 11321. | Jace (dresden) | 83.29 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 11322. | Shiwei (dsw260) | 83.29 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 11323. | Martel (marty09) | 83.29 | 93% | 2012-08-17 |
| 11324. | Jordan (sundayjim) | 83.29 | 96% | 2015-11-30 |
| 11325. | Jen (jenniferrocks07) | 83.29 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 11326. | Gabriel (gabp) | 83.29 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 11327. | Rico (satoshi44) | 83.28 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 11328. | Jarid (hoover229) | 83.28 | 98% | 2013-01-24 |
| 11329. | Touch (accesderp) | 83.28 | 94% | 2021-03-15 |
| 11330. | Abdullah (abdullahuppal) | 83.28 | 98% | 2022-04-02 |
| 11331. | Fernando (fercv19) | 83.28 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 11332. | Sara (zentangerine) | 83.28 | 98% | 2013-12-06 |
| 11333. | Huy (iloveorca) | 83.28 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |