So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17778. | Quang Duc (quangduc199) | 71.97 | 98% | 2013-01-01 |
| 17779. | Ewa (ouifumertue) | 71.97 | 98% | 2015-08-14 |
| 17780. | Honey (thehoneyinspector) | 71.96 | 95% | 2019-05-15 |
| 17781. | umartangent2 (umartangent2) | 71.96 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 17782. | Mohammed (creative506) | 71.96 | 97% | 2019-12-15 |
| 17783. | Donovan (keysofdank) | 71.96 | 87% | 2014-04-20 |
| 17784. | Amanda (tropicaltuna) | 71.96 | 94% | 2012-06-26 |
| 17785. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 71.96 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 17786. | ??! (vindicatrice) | 71.96 | 94% | 2015-06-12 |
| 17787. | Theany (p_theany) | 71.96 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 17788. | jiangyan (jiangyan) | 71.95 | 95% | 2023-09-20 |
| 17789. | Rob (hybrii) | 71.95 | 90% | 2014-02-02 |
| 17790. | Lorenzo (superlorenzo) | 71.95 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 17791. | Tim (timxehanort) | 71.95 | 97% | 2013-04-19 |
| 17792. | Allison (portalapprentice) | 71.95 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 17793. | Thiago (marano) | 71.95 | 99% | 2012-01-10 |
| 17794. | Redevoi (redevoi) | 71.94 | 90% | 2012-10-16 |
| 17795. | Tyler (exilereject) | 71.94 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 17796. | Merlin (merx03) | 71.94 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 17797. | Manhim (martintmh) | 71.94 | 99% | 2016-11-30 |
| 17798. | Rick (bambinooo) | 71.93 | 91% | 2011-12-15 |
| 17799. | Rick (hanschenz) | 71.93 | 79% | 2013-11-21 |
| 17800. | Kaishi (kaishi) | 71.93 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 17801. | Udan (fris93) | 71.93 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 17802. | Akash (akashuphade) | 71.93 | 97% | 2017-01-10 |
| 17803. | Sara (zena) | 71.92 | — | 2009-02-19 |
| 17804. | rob (yukoracker) | 71.92 | 94% | 2011-07-01 |
| 17805. | Keith (keith) | 71.92 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 17806. | Vijay (vijays4404) | 71.91 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 17807. | Vlaad (vladiii) | 71.91 | 93% | 2022-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |