As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10400. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 83.30 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 10401. | Aldin (aldebog) | 83.30 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 10402. | Josh (retrodaredevil) | 83.30 | 99% | 2017-12-27 |
| 10403. | Taz (taztick) | 83.29 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 10404. | F (fmard) | 83.29 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 10405. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 83.29 | 93% | 2017-04-30 |
| 10406. | Jacob (jacotaco) | 83.29 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 10407. | Dharma (cdharmateja) | 83.29 | 98.2% | 2023-05-23 |
| 10408. | not (not_vidhu) | 83.29 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 10409. | Kylee (cheyna) | 83.29 | 96% | 2015-09-04 |
| 10410. | Max (astounding_archer) | 83.28 | 96% | 2018-08-27 |
| 10411. | Penguin (superpenguin9) | 83.28 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
| 10412. | bea (bea901) | 83.28 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
| 10413. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 83.28 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 10414. | Bilb (j_pish) | 83.28 | 99% | 2019-04-03 |
| 10415. | Dean (cakeissuccess) | 83.28 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 10416. | Ravi (ravioliolioli) | 83.27 | 97% | 2025-09-23 |
| 10417. | jj (cloutmaester) | 83.27 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 10418. | John (jeongyeonjoa) | 83.27 | 96% | 2016-10-12 |
| 10419. | mars (marswork) | 83.27 | 94% | 2015-06-19 |
| 10420. | elclid (elclid) | 83.26 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 10421. | Jony (jonycolemak) | 83.26 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 10422. | Snow (snowinskii) | 83.26 | 99% | 2023-12-04 |
| 10423. | andiahmadysx (andiahmadysx) | 83.26 | 97% | 2025-10-17 |
| 10424. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 83.26 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| 10425. | Fowlron (fowlron) | 83.26 | 96% | 2016-08-31 |
| 10426. | Nick (saumera) | 83.26 | 97% | 2015-11-19 |
| 10427. | Roger (rogergnay) | 83.25 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 10428. | Aishiteru (daedalus__) | 83.25 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
| 10429. | Yali (yalib) | 83.25 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |