Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3569. | (bloodkill) | 71.78 | 96% | 2019-02-05 |
| 3570. | (steven125) | 71.73 | 96% | 2018-11-13 |
| 3571. | (jugemujugemu) | 71.73 | 97% | 2018-05-25 |
| 3572. | (jofl) | 71.73 | 95% | 2019-06-21 |
| 3573. | (marnexe) | 71.72 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 3574. | (willnyeasianguy) | 71.71 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
| 3575. | TANEdos (tanedos) | 71.71 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
| 3576. | (typeracerblackbelt) | 71.71 | 98% | 2018-05-01 |
| 3577. | Larkin (staslarkin) | 71.70 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
| 3578. | BATMAN (liine117) | 71.69 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 3579. | (klabuschagne) | 71.68 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
| 3580. | (azinfoo) | 71.68 | 96% | 2017-12-22 |
| 3581. | (spline) | 71.67 | 98% | 2017-06-27 |
| 3582. | (olivisthecow) | 71.65 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
| 3583. | (jebediah144) | 71.64 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 3584. | (ebl1859) | 71.64 | 96% | 2018-10-20 |
| 3585. | (imfastafboiiii___) | 71.61 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 3586. | Leonshekre (leonshekre) | 71.61 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 3587. | Mars (marstherobot) | 71.61 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 3588. | (mekitza) | 71.56 | 96% | 2020-09-16 |
| 3589. | (a1eksandar) | 71.55 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
| 3590. | (darafster) | 71.55 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
| 3591. | (jmonasmith) | 71.54 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 3592. | (tongvu) | 71.54 | 96% | 2020-03-21 |
| 3593. | Fadhil (qazsxdcfv) | 71.53 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 3594. | (epictypergamer) | 71.53 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 3595. | chingchong (lambsaucelocated) | 71.51 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 3596. | (thenooboflegend) | 71.50 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 3597. | (vietzerg) | 71.50 | 94% | 2020-10-05 |
| 3598. | (awe1212) | 71.50 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |