So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18703. | Rendi (rendi_touchtype) | 70.37 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 18704. | MTGAP | Tokimahery (tokimah... | 70.37 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 18705. | Brail (bfrias2000) | 70.37 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 18706. | bill (irfasttyper) | 70.37 | 91% | 2014-02-28 |
| 18707. | Purple_love (purple_love_) | 70.37 | 99% | 2018-05-23 |
| 18708. | Eric (notmexican) | 70.36 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 18709. | Tintin (tintinyuan) | 70.36 | 98% | 2022-04-24 |
| 18710. | sarfaraz (srfrz049) | 70.36 | 94% | 2023-05-24 |
| 18711. | Galactiknight (dagalactikni... | 70.36 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 18712. | Lester (imp0st3r) | 70.36 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| 18713. | Erin (enrichandco) | 70.36 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 18714. | Spencer (thejawa) | 70.35 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 18715. | Tarun (tpunhani) | 70.35 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 18716. | thatley (xettai) | 70.35 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 18717. | the1stpsycho (the1stpsycho) | 70.35 | 90% | 2014-06-21 |
| 18718. | LinKz (linkz) | 70.35 | 97% | 2013-09-06 |
| 18719. | Bruce Wayne (abhirupdas400) | 70.34 | 96% | 2022-01-10 |
| 18720. | YoLo (afflix_burns) | 70.34 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 18721. | Mars (marsteen) | 70.34 | 99% | 2020-12-01 |
| 18722. | Khang (hophopkangaroo) | 70.34 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 18723. | torachiyo (torachiyo) | 70.34 | 99% | 2011-06-19 |
| 18724. | Rain (saltwater) | 70.33 | 90% | 2016-12-01 |
| 18725. | lek (allexxlekk) | 70.33 | 97.7% | 2023-10-30 |
| 18726. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 70.33 | 98% | 2018-02-05 |
| 18727. | Shea (sbryan1) | 70.33 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 18728. | David (sweetswiss) | 70.33 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
| 18729. | Mr.ThuPham (mr_thuphamthien) | 70.33 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 18730. | Jack (detroitpistons16) | 70.33 | 93% | 2016-04-04 |
| 18731. | Raymond (awedragon) | 70.33 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 18732. | 2xchop (2xchop) | 70.32 | 95% | 2022-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |