So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33184. | Beau Ivan Louie (sarsi22) | 46.97 | 91% | 2011-09-30 |
| 33185. | Alex (esquiaqui) | 46.96 | 91.9% | 2023-07-01 |
| 33186. | Enoch (enochs) | 46.96 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 33187. | Mike (mikereze) | 46.95 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 33188. | oTTo (otto43) | 46.95 | 92% | 2018-07-18 |
| 33189. | Rinto (1abb) | 46.95 | 95% | 2013-01-01 |
| 33190. | Miku (blacknekomata) | 46.95 | 95% | 2014-03-19 |
| 33191. | Marko (dragi____) | 46.94 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 33192. | Graham (grogers) | 46.94 | 92% | 2013-02-10 |
| 33193. | hay naku!! (toxicwaste) | 46.94 | — | 2010-10-07 |
| 33194. | pnson99 (pnson99) | 46.94 | 99% | 2014-06-03 |
| 33195. | vaxo (vaxotivadze) | 46.93 | 92% | 2011-09-10 |
| 33196. | Wrya Mohammed (prog4) | 46.93 | 96% | 2023-06-07 |
| 33197. | Regi (regirogui) | 46.93 | 91% | 2023-07-04 |
| 33198. | bebestla (bebestla) | 46.93 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 33199. | Deni (zingaraaa) | 46.93 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 33200. | Raging Patatas (harveebaynas) | 46.92 | 86% | 2016-08-19 |
| 33201. | zachi (ngetikcepat) | 46.92 | 95% | 2015-06-17 |
| 33202. | Marsel (marsel99) | 46.92 | 98% | 2016-08-16 |
| 33203. | slick (slickgogo) | 46.91 | 91% | 2021-04-03 |
| 33204. | jesse (tusman420) | 46.91 | 93% | 2022-04-09 |
| 33205. | Thomas (drilldrive) | 46.90 | 91% | 2015-09-06 |
| 33206. | Victor (phillipjohnnybob) | 46.90 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 33207. | ApuRv_2611 (general_dyer) | 46.90 | 94% | 2022-08-18 |
| 33208. | Bara (mrbobby) | 46.90 | 91% | 2016-06-13 |
| 33209. | √ (kildim) | 46.90 | 93% | 2011-08-05 |
| 33210. | Saiful (shudipto06) | 46.90 | 96% | 2014-07-08 |
| 33211. | Alex (alexcro) | 46.89 | 97% | 2014-12-03 |
| 33212. | Paris (stephendegrasse) | 46.88 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 33213. | Nelson (nelson_typer) | 46.88 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |