So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31418. | (infernex) | 49.25 | 91% | 2012-10-11 |
| 31419. | Konstantin (theabsurd) | 49.25 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 31420. | tanloc (talo050291) | 49.25 | 92% | 2013-08-09 |
| 31421. | cr7 (cr7_sui) | 49.24 | 93% | 2022-09-06 |
| 31422. | christian (cmaldonado) | 49.24 | 93% | 2014-12-24 |
| 31423. | Subhasish (furyfly) | 49.24 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
| 31424. | (luqqy_me) | 49.24 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
| 31425. | (exdino) | 49.24 | 90% | 2013-02-03 |
| 31426. | Martin (ightbet) | 49.24 | 94% | 2021-01-23 |
| 31427. | (shyaken) | 49.24 | 93% | 2011-08-24 |
| 31428. | Tom (killermoobs) | 49.24 | 92% | 2016-05-03 |
| 31429. | (bullseye) | 49.24 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 31430. | (daddycreams) | 49.23 | 92% | 2023-05-16 |
| 31431. | (lkoch) | 49.23 | 94.1% | 2023-10-12 |
| 31432. | Caesar (techguru94) | 49.23 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 31433. | (njwheelbarrow) | 49.23 | 95% | 2013-04-28 |
| 31434. | Dread (dreadbeard) | 49.22 | 94% | 2018-09-03 |
| 31435. | (tanuj_m) | 49.22 | 94% | 2022-03-11 |
| 31436. | (bringu2h) | 49.22 | 95% | 2021-11-30 |
| 31437. | desnuts (kizznorest) | 49.22 | 94% | 2022-11-12 |
| 31438. | Tu (baotu) | 49.22 | 93% | 2013-09-13 |
| 31439. | (mohit_sk143) | 49.22 | 94% | 2014-01-22 |
| 31440. | maryam (marr) | 49.22 | — | 2010-01-10 |
| 31441. | (marioa) | 49.21 | 88% | 2012-10-16 |
| 31442. | (bayemirov) | 49.21 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
| 31443. | (krysop) | 49.20 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 31444. | (yeogi) | 49.20 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 31445. | (mmo06) | 49.20 | — | 2010-01-29 |
| 31446. | (zneth) | 49.19 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
| 31447. | (phanhotboy) | 49.19 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |