I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8766. | Blue Alps, baby! (model_m_k... | 88.75 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 8767. | Dickson (dxn126) | 88.75 | 99% | 2018-09-27 |
| 8768. | Kesron (1122g08) | 88.74 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 8769. | Yaya (jostu) | 88.74 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 8770. | Ariaz (ariaz) | 88.74 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 8771. | (singalong_monkey) | 88.74 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 8772. | mr_b (bran024) | 88.73 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
| 8773. | Luan (hungnn1094) | 88.73 | 98.7% | 2025-01-03 |
| 8774. | Laurenz (laurenzg) | 88.73 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
| 8775. | jasc (sorok) | 88.73 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 8776. | Steve (yolovo) | 88.73 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 8777. | uu.u.u (shruuuu) | 88.73 | 97.5% | 2021-01-30 |
| 8778. | Aidan (aidanha) | 88.73 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 8779. | Chris (ccheng1231) | 88.72 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 8780. | tstats[brandonisstupid] (br... | 88.72 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 8781. | S (skulltrail) | 88.72 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 8782. | Matvey (markussie) | 88.71 | 100% | 2021-06-13 |
| 8783. | turtle (intmain0) | 88.71 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 8784. | Dovi (dovi1337) | 88.71 | 96% | 2019-10-08 |
| 8785. | .zyf (hinglect) | 88.70 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 8786. | _NoOne_ (ankit_) | 88.70 | 100% | 2017-07-15 |
| 8787. | stillkillerlegion (stillkil... | 88.70 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 8788. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 88.70 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 8789. | Jayden (jaydopotato) | 88.69 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 8790. | Jonathan (jah_n_i) | 88.69 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
| 8791. | Amogus (trajojo) | 88.69 | 97.6% | 2024-03-21 |
| 8792. | Widi94 (widi1994) | 88.68 | 97% | 2024-07-28 |
| 8793. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 88.68 | 99% | 2023-05-04 |
| 8794. | randy (lordocoo) | 88.68 | 93% | 2017-05-03 |
| 8795. | David Lex (davidjohnston15) | 88.68 | 99% | 2018-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |