The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5733. | Jan (bonohmm) | 55.33 | 93% | 2015-12-17 |
| 5734. | zPhoenix (zphoenix) | 55.33 | 96% | 2013-10-05 |
| 5735. | Nicolai (niccofyren) | 55.33 | 98% | 2019-01-05 |
| 5736. | chandra (sekhar_88) | 55.32 | 92% | 2015-07-11 |
| 5737. | David (eeveevx123) | 55.31 | 99% | 2020-08-15 |
| 5738. | Tin (tinla) | 55.31 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 5739. | heidi (hrbaker1) | 55.31 | 97% | 2012-10-10 |
| 5740. | Hoa (karaihana) | 55.31 | 97% | 2012-06-15 |
| 5741. | Ben (benchou1919) | 55.31 | 94% | 2013-05-07 |
| 5742. | danieldomingues86 (danieldo... | 55.31 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 5743. | TSpin (all_type) | 55.31 | 95% | 2018-10-25 |
| 5744. | william (william933) | 55.30 | 91% | 2014-01-22 |
| 5745. | Misty (misty) | 55.30 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 5746. | oOoOoO'' (rokas1997) | 55.30 | 96% | 2014-05-31 |
| 5747. | Teo (_pacmanistan_) | 55.29 | 98.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| 5748. | Jonathan (minifoke) | 55.29 | 91% | 2012-12-29 |
| 5749. | Anantaya (felicita2718) | 55.28 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 5750. | Philip (philip30) | 55.28 | 90% | 2011-10-31 |
| 5751. | kk (kkrustic) | 55.28 | 90% | 2013-10-28 |
| 5752. | ram (markumar) | 55.28 | 96% | 2014-10-17 |
| 5753. | vaggelis (vaglazgr) | 55.28 | 96% | 2017-03-23 |
| 5754. | tstats[hulk009] (hulk009) | 55.27 | 95% | 2022-12-27 |
| 5755. | Maters (maters48) | 55.27 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 5756. | Noodle (stayed) | 55.27 | 92% | 2018-04-13 |
| 5757. | Phanuwat (earthlink44) | 55.27 | 95% | 2018-11-21 |
| 5758. | Nick (7thpingu) | 55.27 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
| 5759. | Alex (alexbigpeepee) | 55.27 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 5760. | serena (serena) | 55.27 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 5761. | Nurul (muradpj) | 55.27 | 94% | 2016-09-01 |
| 5762. | Virus (virusinmotion) | 55.26 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |