And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35899. | Colin (poatot8) | 51.61 | 95% | 2022-10-06 |
| 35900. | Marcin (marcin27z) | 51.61 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
| 35901. | alexzanderr (imitation36) | 51.61 | 93% | 2019-06-21 |
| 35902. | Mees (meeszon) | 51.61 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
| 35903. | Marilson (marilsongallo) | 51.61 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 35904. | Chiu Wai (hsoscar) | 51.60 | 96% | 2014-11-26 |
| 35905. | Hadi (hadiprmn) | 51.60 | 92% | 2015-11-29 |
| 35906. | Titikorn (wchocolate) | 51.60 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 35907. | Sandy28 (citojunior23) | 51.60 | 93% | 2016-11-16 |
| 35908. | aditya (addy2001) | 51.59 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
| 35909. | Harsh (harshp93) | 51.58 | 94% | 2022-11-09 |
| 35910. | Light (barry_allen) | 51.58 | 97% | 2017-02-07 |
| 35911. | MS PBH (ms_pbh7) | 51.58 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
| 35912. | chameleom (chameleom) | 51.58 | 98.6% | 2023-07-28 |
| 35913. | Ian (intothevoid) | 51.58 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 35914. | Alinferno (alinferno) | 51.58 | 94% | 2021-06-30 |
| 35915. | Scott (mogyoon) | 51.57 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 35916. | ansandras (ansandras) | 51.57 | 96% | 2021-01-28 |
| 35917. | اعجاذ حسين (s183ds... | 51.57 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 35918. | Adrianna (pupa) | 51.57 | 97% | 2016-04-26 |
| 35919. | ram (markumar) | 51.57 | 94% | 2014-10-27 |
| 35920. | fray. (fray) | 51.57 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 35921. | Emily (sillyem) | 51.56 | 90% | 2013-07-28 |
| 35922. | Mike (vasili454) | 51.56 | 97% | 2013-08-12 |
| 35923. | Vahan (nanumyan) | 51.56 | 96% | 2015-02-17 |
| 35924. | gwendolyn (geo1960) | 51.56 | 97% | 2014-12-18 |
| 35925. | Damir (damirados) | 51.56 | 92% | 2014-11-27 |
| 35926. | zenith (zen_hell) | 51.55 | 95% | 2022-12-06 |
| 35927. | Taz (mr_taz71) | 51.54 | 95% | 2023-03-19 |
| 35928. | Kourosh (ez_claps_bois) | 51.54 | 91% | 2021-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |