The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15370. | dumas (dumass553) | 79.22 | 97.2% | 2023-09-27 |
| 15371. | Yellow (siunam963) | 79.22 | 98% | 2013-10-12 |
| 15372. | Lagom (thelagom) | 79.22 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 15373. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 79.22 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
| 15374. | Nico (mibzib) | 79.22 | 91% | 2012-11-08 |
| 15375. | Lars Olav (servany) | 79.22 | 88% | 2012-10-10 |
| 15376. | Bob (ieatyou1) | 79.22 | 93% | 2018-07-21 |
| 15377. | Calvin (blindpainter) | 79.22 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
| 15378. | uty (tisurend) | 79.21 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
| 15379. | Cody (thefurrycody) | 79.21 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 15380. | Liam (piistol) | 79.21 | 96.1% | 2023-06-13 |
| 15381. | Milo (vmilo) | 79.21 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 15382. | emelie (emunch7) | 79.21 | 96% | 2018-03-05 |
| 15383. | Tilm (duqq) | 79.21 | 95% | 2020-07-27 |
| 15384. | Matt (notsofastbud) | 79.21 | 91% | 2012-11-17 |
| 15385. | John (phamone) | 79.21 | 91% | 2014-06-02 |
| 15386. | Nistiarius (nistiarius) | 79.20 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 15387. | Steve (swh400) | 79.20 | 96% | 2015-01-27 |
| 15388. | 니콜라스 (markopoulos) | 79.20 | 93% | 2011-12-10 |
| 15389. | Jonathan (jmhall97) | 79.19 | 92% | 2015-10-04 |
| 15390. | Ellen (isthatasupra) | 79.19 | 95% | 2019-05-28 |
| 15391. | Scott (a_simple_educator) | 79.19 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 15392. | Mustache (mysterymustache) | 79.19 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 15393. | Juraj (jurajkremser) | 79.19 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 15394. | kirby (tkirby) | 79.19 | 94% | 2011-08-09 |
| 15395. | Sam (sdeng) | 79.19 | 86% | 2012-11-02 |
| 15396. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 79.19 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| 15397. | Manzur (manzur) | 79.19 | 93% | 2015-06-11 |
| 15398. | Edgar (deadlyxcyanide) | 79.19 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 15399. | Anup (anupya) | 79.19 | 99% | 2015-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |