The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21363. | Griffin (gdawg_10) | 69.68 | 97% | 2022-11-13 |
| 21364. | Hugh Janus (chrispoulos) | 69.68 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 21365. | Danny (buttonbasher) | 69.68 | 94% | 2014-09-16 |
| 21366. | Duterte (shezzorock) | 69.68 | 94% | 2016-11-24 |
| 21367. | Quinlan (deval) | 69.68 | 94% | 2011-08-01 |
| 21368. | Tsundere (tsundere_musume) | 69.67 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 21369. | Stefano (pasuxable) | 69.67 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 21370. | Liad (ozonzono) | 69.67 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 21371. | Aibek (aybekko97) | 69.67 | 95% | 2015-10-11 |
| 21372. | spiderman22 (spiderman22) | 69.67 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 21373. | andres (rigged22) | 69.66 | 94.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 21374. | Nox (potatogangsta) | 69.66 | 95% | 2020-09-11 |
| 21375. | JQuez (jquez) | 69.66 | 96% | 2017-08-04 |
| 21376. | Edgar (egonzalez0787) | 69.66 | 97% | 2011-08-29 |
| 21377. | Excellence® (kunal_saxena) | 69.66 | 95% | 2011-07-05 |
| 21378. | dvorak learner (justpractice) | 69.66 | 94% | 2012-08-01 |
| 21379. | ANUJ (_slowest__) | 69.65 | 99% | 2018-06-28 |
| 21380. | Bakhodir (marko_w) | 69.65 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 21381. | Chetan (chetanhaobijam) | 69.65 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 21382. | root (chroot) | 69.65 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 21383. | Challenge ME! (pkafie) | 69.65 | 92% | 2013-08-10 |
| 21384. | Mykola (nikoliazekter) | 69.65 | 90% | 2017-01-13 |
| 21385. | Tim (euclid221) | 69.65 | 95% | 2014-12-14 |
| 21386. | Rick Astley (beardybeardy) | 69.64 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 21387. | heytherefellas (heytherefel... | 69.64 | 99% | 2021-03-21 |
| 21388. | ritwik (ritwik3856) | 69.64 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
| 21389. | jellythewobbly (jellythewob... | 69.64 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 21390. | Evan (jcm800) | 69.64 | 95% | 2022-07-18 |
| 21391. | Jet (jetrunner) | 69.64 | 94% | 2011-08-04 |
| 21392. | Dat (jgatz) | 69.64 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |