As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5139. | Urabigail (borat_kz) | 97.60 | 99.3% | 2024-05-25 |
| 5140. | Nathaniel (galacticpirate17) | 97.60 | 98% | 2019-09-11 |
| 5141. | Leonardvdj (leonardvdj) | 97.59 | 96% | 2016-01-30 |
| 5142. | Virginia (thomas11) | 97.59 | 98% | 2026-03-17 |
| 5143. | Vinh (vista32493) | 97.59 | 97.8% | 2025-02-28 |
| 5144. | XXX_XXX (ship9x) | 97.59 | 98% | 2026-02-19 |
| 5145. | Maervince (maervince) | 97.59 | 98.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 5146. | Notthistime (gdesilva) | 97.58 | 98.3% | 2024-05-06 |
| 5147. | Anton (tutantontut) | 97.58 | 98% | 2018-10-26 |
| 5148. | Greg (gregmolick) | 97.58 | 99% | 2019-10-17 |
| 5149. | Ian Lam (ljy200523) | 97.57 | 97% | 2025-02-14 |
| 5150. | MIKA (oniichan69) | 97.57 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 5151. | David (bigd4316) | 97.57 | 97% | 2015-05-14 |
| 5152. | Good luck fam @Arteezy (mic... | 97.57 | 97% | 2017-07-08 |
| 5153. | Derrel (pakler123) | 97.56 | 98.2% | 2023-12-15 |
| 5154. | xxuwutuontosimpxx (billydoa... | 97.56 | 98% | 2024-01-29 |
| 5155. | mark (markmuch) | 97.55 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 5156. | Bruh (bruh432) | 97.55 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 5157. | Pure (zahin68) | 97.55 | 98% | 2018-04-15 |
| 5158. | Tasriek (seanpaolo_22) | 97.54 | 96.8% | 2024-07-25 |
| 5159. | Jacob (slashingpuma) | 97.54 | 98% | 2026-04-22 |
| 5160. | Dado (top1posto) | 97.54 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 5161. | Davis (bengalman447) | 97.54 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 5162. | cartelet (skaixx) | 97.54 | 93% | 2016-02-02 |
| 5163. | wonder wave (wonderwave2) | 97.54 | 96% | 2016-08-01 |
| 5164. | k (spd_y) | 97.53 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 5165. | alien.observer (polygonaltree) | 97.53 | 98% | 2025-12-10 |
| 5166. | babao (babao) | 97.52 | 96% | 2025-10-06 |
| 5167. | kocbftn (kocbftn) | 97.52 | 96% | 2024-03-02 |
| 5168. | sini (seenee) | 97.52 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |