I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8131. | FedEx Truck (yena_) | 95.53 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| 8132. | Paul (wildwhitenacho) | 95.53 | 100% | 2018-08-29 |
| 8133. | 🤝🤝 (joejiunn) | 95.53 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 8134. | Aaron (lurn2spel) | 95.53 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 8135. | Tom (tacocatdeboss) | 95.53 | 98% | 2025-08-02 |
| 8136. | Ryan (nayrorn) | 95.53 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 8137. | Grigor (grigor) | 95.53 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
| 8138. | Hersh (hbhargava) | 95.52 | 90% | 2017-02-20 |
| 8139. | GlassAnxiety (glassanxiety) | 95.52 | 99% | 2022-08-04 |
| 8140. | Adocys (adocys) | 95.52 | 95.1% | 2024-10-25 |
| 8141. | Evan (evanpugs44) | 95.52 | 96.7% | 2023-11-13 |
| 8142. | [Gbeggeno] (gbeggeno) | 95.52 | 99% | 2018-12-21 |
| 8143. | Pochiii (pochiii) | 95.52 | 98.8% | 2023-07-16 |
| 8144. | nwiluex (nwiluex) | 95.51 | 99% | 2022-02-03 |
| 8145. | Jacobo (inztincz) | 95.51 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 8146. | Charles (bigboyrick) | 95.51 | 98.2% | 2024-04-23 |
| 8147. | Vit (denysvit) | 95.50 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 8148. | Andres (atv2307) | 95.50 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 8149. | Vab (vaheebee) | 95.50 | 96.7% | 2023-12-20 |
| 8150. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 95.50 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 8151. | Joel (phitsuh) | 95.50 | 99% | 2020-07-01 |
| 8152. | Piplup (piplup_) | 95.48 | 95.2% | 2024-05-08 |
| 8153. | Faustino (tinoriffic) | 95.48 | 97% | 2026-01-31 |
| 8154. | sebastian (alva_tipe) | 95.48 | 97.7% | 2024-11-14 |
| 8155. | Hemo (zanybuttlicker69) | 95.48 | 97.8% | 2023-06-14 |
| 8156. | E150D (1omar1) | 95.48 | 96% | 2025-12-10 |
| 8157. | Ayy (ayylmao97) | 95.48 | 93% | 2017-02-20 |
| 8158. | Mayumi (kogl_mieko) | 95.47 | 99% | 2022-07-31 |
| 8159. | Kevin (dorkman2) | 95.47 | 96.2% | 2024-12-26 |
| 8160. | ishwarendra (ishwarendra) | 95.47 | 98.2% | 2024-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |