I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7174. | cabbie12 (cabbie12) | 94.04 | 97% | 2024-02-14 |
| 7175. | Jimmy (mechatecha) | 94.04 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 7176. | (⓿_⓿) (microfome) | 94.04 | 98% | 2025-09-22 |
| 7177. | K (strongballs) | 94.04 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 7178. | Jacob (sturdyoak2012) | 94.04 | 97% | 2016-02-03 |
| 7179. | Mauri (feministi) | 94.03 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 7180. | David (dtnero) | 94.03 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 7181. | Qriminal (qriminal123) | 94.03 | 95.7% | 2024-12-27 |
| 7182. | Dexter Chew (newtotyping) | 94.03 | 99% | 2021-03-20 |
| 7183. | Irakli (iraklius) | 94.03 | 98% | 2016-02-29 |
| 7184. | Sean Huang (mentally821) | 94.02 | 98.7% | 2023-08-06 |
| 7185. | Dr. (bendragonsword) | 94.02 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 7186. | Angel (angel8192) | 94.02 | 99% | 2016-01-14 |
| 7187. | James (papajamesy) | 94.02 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 7188. | Haruki (thefizzynator) | 94.02 | 97% | 2016-01-29 |
| 7189. | Monotone (tehbryster) | 94.02 | 91% | 2016-11-09 |
| 7190. | Iscyth (iscyth) | 94.01 | 96.2% | 2025-01-31 |
| 7191. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 94.01 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 7192. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 94.01 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 7193. | Alesandro (alesandroalbert) | 94.01 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 7194. | Josh (fullcasualautismo) | 94.01 | 91% | 2016-08-26 |
| 7195. | cho (tp_yh) | 94.00 | 97% | 2019-12-27 |
| 7196. | b!g (b_i_g_em) | 94.00 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 7197. | ibrahim (xibmx) | 94.00 | 97.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 7198. | thangerines (thangerines) | 93.99 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 7199. | Jam (jamlovesham) | 93.99 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 7200. | maufry (maufry) | 93.98 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 7201. | Filip (filiprei) | 93.98 | 98% | 2019-11-02 |
| 7202. | muzakh (muzakkiha) | 93.98 | 98% | 2024-10-12 |
| 7203. | Dat (mralex101) | 93.98 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |