Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1986. | (creeklox) | 80.29 | 95% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1987. | (cazzed) | 80.28 | 95% | 2021-08-04 |
| 1988. | (pineapplequeef) | 80.27 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 1989. | (lucassmithhhh) | 80.24 | 97% | 2019-05-15 |
| 1990. | (yaz324) | 80.23 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1991. | (osny19) | 80.23 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 1992. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 80.23 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
| 1993. | (oisinoduibhir) | 80.22 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 1994. | (tidepodsknuckles) | 80.22 | 98% | 2018-09-01 |
| 1995. | Dave (hankatola) | 80.21 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 1996. | (khaikhai2) | 80.21 | 95% | 2018-12-14 |
| 1997. | (benny0_o) | 80.20 | 98% | 2017-12-29 |
| 1998. | (ithirst) | 80.20 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 1999. | (planta) | 80.19 | 95% | 2021-07-30 |
| 2000. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 80.19 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 2001. | (mike007) | 80.18 | 98% | 2017-11-29 |
| 2002. | ッッッ (markfaded) | 80.17 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2003. | (tunmi_dev) | 80.16 | 98% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2004. | (nitronium) | 80.16 | 96% | 2018-05-06 |
| 2005. | (wispx) | 80.15 | 97% | 2018-04-01 |
| 2006. | (username6129) | 80.15 | 99% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2007. | Akrish (akrish) | 80.13 | 95% | 2019-09-03 |
| 2008. | (lfayint) | 80.11 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 2009. | (ndk100) | 80.11 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 2010. | (nethzor) | 80.10 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 2011. | (achimia) | 80.10 | 99% | 2019-03-28 |
| 2012. | (charliesis) | 80.10 | 99% | 2019-10-07 |
| 2013. | (hirosaka) | 80.08 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 2014. | (shinmyou) | 80.08 | 97% | 2018-07-22 |
| 2015. | ph (phmi) | 80.08 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |