So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30815. | mg (mg500) | 50.78 | 92% | 2016-11-24 |
| 30816. | SW (steelseries2001) | 50.78 | 95% | 2016-10-22 |
| 30817. | Bobo (r2d2) | 50.78 | — | 2010-09-21 |
| 30818. | Albara'a (albara_k) | 50.77 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 30819. | SrMudkip (srmudkip) | 50.77 | 96% | 2019-12-07 |
| 30820. | Payden (licet) | 50.77 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 30821. | 5ak0 (skanafin) | 50.77 | 89% | 2017-05-18 |
| 30822. | ER66TsukasaIND (athlantic) | 50.77 | 93% | 2015-08-19 |
| 30823. | Abraiz (abraiz) | 50.76 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 30824. | Glude (glude) | 50.76 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
| 30825. | pinot (averagetyper11) | 50.76 | 94% | 2021-05-04 |
| 30826. | Omar (samura1) | 50.76 | 94% | 2020-12-31 |
| 30827. | Frank (ieatyourrice) | 50.76 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 30828. | Colemak (noobycolemak) | 50.76 | 95% | 2012-12-09 |
| 30829. | (efellion) | 50.76 | 93% | 2014-04-24 |
| 30830. | Er (erleyaney) | 50.76 | 95% | 2014-07-05 |
| 30831. | Tahar (tmasmaliyev) | 50.75 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 30832. | Joseph (iforgorr) | 50.75 | 93.1% | 2023-08-20 |
| 30833. | One (onej23) | 50.75 | — | 2009-07-15 |
| 30834. | Halo (fishmona) | 50.75 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 30835. | Ronald (swishamane1) | 50.75 | 94% | 2012-10-25 |
| 30836. | sauravtheevil (sauravtheevil) | 50.75 | 96% | 2014-01-31 |
| 30837. | ッッッ (markfaded) | 50.75 | 94% | 2017-06-23 |
| 30838. | Kissmark (kissmark) | 50.75 | 94% | 2015-02-05 |
| 30839. | Michael (ichael1) | 50.74 | 95% | 2013-05-12 |
| 30840. | Jason (jason_the_human) | 50.74 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 30841. | Bokhalid (bokhalid) | 50.74 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 30842. | Malte (flexiz) | 50.74 | 88% | 2012-10-11 |
| 30843. | reiden (typingreiden) | 50.73 | 94% | 2020-11-18 |
| 30844. | Erick (erick84mm) | 50.73 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |