As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15757. | Slow & Steady (zeeshan89) | 71.50 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 15758. | Alikhan (realikh) | 71.50 | 97.4% | 2021-02-05 |
| 15759. | Piet (jompie) | 71.50 | 98% | 2016-08-12 |
| 15760. | sweep (sweeper007) | 71.49 | 96.8% | 2023-11-17 |
| 15761. | Jason (921jason921) | 71.49 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 15762. | Graham (gfoote) | 71.49 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 15763. | Nicholas (carrot17) | 71.48 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 15764. | Billy (billy890) | 71.48 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 15765. | DWG (lsunixl) | 71.48 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
| 15766. | craout (nthaoho) | 71.48 | 99% | 2016-02-28 |
| 15767. | potatos (potatoshasu) | 71.48 | 98% | 2016-04-29 |
| 15768. | Will (lynxwill_bov) | 71.47 | 96% | 2021-09-12 |
| 15769. | Ben (benmatthew) | 71.47 | 94% | 2015-10-12 |
| 15770. | Leblanc (leblancfg) | 71.46 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
| 15771. | Nurbek (tsukerk1) | 71.46 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 15772. | MasterKey (wiyuan) | 71.45 | 96.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 15773. | DX3906 (dx3906) | 71.44 | 95.4% | 2023-09-01 |
| 15774. | V3ness (venessang) | 71.44 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 15775. | markapod (markapod) | 71.44 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 15776. | Saoubin (subin_) | 71.44 | 94% | 2015-10-21 |
| 15777. | Dengdeng (dengdeng) | 71.43 | 91% | 2016-08-20 |
| 15778. | akk (torriala) | 71.43 | 95% | 2016-02-29 |
| 15779. | Floppy (floppyhug) | 71.42 | 95% | 2019-08-23 |
| 15780. | Bùi (blackfl_12) | 71.42 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 15781. | bhrigu (typer_21) | 71.42 | 93% | 2015-05-07 |
| 15782. | Noobe (noobe_22) | 71.41 | 96% | 2023-06-22 |
| 15783. | Car (ufoes) | 71.41 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 15784. | Yamn (yamn) | 71.41 | 93% | 2015-05-25 |
| 15785. | tstats[ eivlgen] (eivlgen) | 71.40 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 15786. | furci (furci) | 71.40 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |