And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16623. | Tad (trashtofu) | 84.64 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 16624. | Minh Tam (tamdrit) | 84.64 | 100% | 2016-06-01 |
| 16625. | Gul bil (exiphi) | 84.64 | 98% | 2020-03-14 |
| 16626. | sAjAn (sajansingh) | 84.64 | 99% | 2018-08-11 |
| 16627. | _ (abayto) | 84.64 | 98% | 2016-03-24 |
| 16628. | Ryan (thief60) | 84.64 | 100% | 2017-10-03 |
| 16629. | Perceval-_- (perceval) | 84.63 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 16630. | saeednezamy@gmail.com (saee... | 84.63 | 94% | 2016-05-27 |
| 16631. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 84.62 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 16632. | ¯\(ツ)/¯ (jeconner) | 84.62 | 95% | 2015-12-08 |
| 16633. | wawang (wangzfu) | 84.62 | 95% | 2012-08-04 |
| 16634. | CASH (westcash) | 84.62 | — | 2010-04-26 |
| 16635. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 84.62 | 95% | 2017-10-30 |
| 16636. | caydran (caydran) | 84.61 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 16637. | Ashkan (ashkan) | 84.61 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| 16638. | damn'apostrophs!! (xaoo) | 84.61 | 96% | 2013-01-01 |
| 16639. | j (luxlunae) | 84.60 | 96% | 2014-10-09 |
| 16640. | jim (pstengyawa) | 84.60 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 16641. | Zezzel (zezzel) | 84.60 | 97% | 2020-02-29 |
| 16642. | Mark (mark_j) | 84.60 | 94% | 2013-09-13 |
| 16643. | Bảo An (hoangbaoan1901) | 84.59 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 16644. | angelo (patuasic) | 84.59 | 94% | 2012-06-26 |
| 16645. | Jj (issajacob) | 84.58 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 16646. | GBT (r_tog) | 84.58 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
| 16647. | hwingu (hwingu) | 84.58 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 16648. | Catman817 (catman817) | 84.58 | 96.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 16649. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 84.58 | 95% | 2021-01-17 |
| 16650. | Alorence (alorence) | 84.58 | 89% | 2014-10-22 |
| 16651. | Antti (urquanmaster) | 84.58 | 98% | 2014-10-24 |
| 16652. | Matt (mattypoo22) | 84.57 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |