Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3228. | Zicheng (bin_laggin) | 73.14 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 3229. | Bryan (sonar90s) | 73.14 | 97% | 2018-02-24 |
| 3230. | tyler (ssjtyru) | 73.12 | 95% | 2020-09-18 |
| 3231. | Jeremy (jerbear27) | 73.11 | 98% | 2018-11-05 |
| 3232. | Omer (okirnap) | 73.11 | 97% | 2019-03-09 |
| 3233. | Dillon (kuraigod) | 73.10 | 94% | 2020-04-13 |
| 3234. | Raj (raj3) | 73.09 | 97% | 2020-05-09 |
| 3235. | Order (orderadchaos) | 73.09 | 95% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3236. | Vie (wpmsyrup) | 73.09 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 3237. | Subhaan (subhaan) | 73.07 | 95% | 2018-03-08 |
| 3238. | jason (jasonowo) | 73.06 | 95% | 2018-12-13 |
| 3239. | adsfdasf (keranovcho) | 73.05 | 95% | 2018-09-21 |
| 3240. | Rubik (rubikjohn) | 72.98 | 96% | 2018-09-08 |
| 3241. | Sebastien (hman45321) | 72.98 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 3242. | Jon (jonrao) | 72.98 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 3243. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 72.95 | 99% | 2020-06-19 |
| 3244. | Mark (mark666) | 72.93 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 3245. | Thomas (jajaja1234) | 72.92 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 3246. | james (hazza69420) | 72.89 | 94% | 2020-06-27 |
| 3247. | pong (darrenoyyp95) | 72.88 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 3248. | Grog (groogwow) | 72.88 | 98% | 2020-04-17 |
| 3249. | Jed (erictheodore) | 72.86 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 3250. | ElaVnla (elavnla) | 72.86 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 3251. | tebe (tebe7) | 72.85 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 3252. | mayimbe (mayimbe194) | 72.85 | 99% | 2018-12-24 |
| 3253. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 72.83 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 3254. | Dennis (denins) | 72.83 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 3255. | dragonborn (yerdaddy) | 72.83 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| 3256. | Corbin (shaelamaar) | 72.82 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 3257. | Kalash (gekalash4791) | 72.81 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |