When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13460. | magikrap (101magikarp101) | 74.10 | 97% | 2023-10-15 |
| 13461. | big (bigfudge14) | 74.10 | 95% | 2020-11-06 |
| 13462. | AugustSK (augu2236) | 74.10 | 95% | 2019-02-17 |
| 13463. | s (divineai) | 74.09 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 13464. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 74.09 | 95% | 2021-08-15 |
| 13465. | StickInMyButt (chungi) | 74.09 | 95% | 2019-03-06 |
| 13466. | Myth (oversteer) | 74.08 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 13467. | LeggoMyEggo84 (leggomyeggo84) | 74.08 | 97% | 2024-07-04 |
| 13468. | hello (kimchimonkey) | 74.08 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 13469. | Gon (frixgon) | 74.08 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 13470. | thotbox (thotb0x) | 74.07 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 13471. | odannnnnnn (quietkid) | 74.07 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 13472. | Lin (rorarola) | 74.07 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
| 13473. | thammong (thammong) | 74.07 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 13474. | Heol (cryptofu) | 74.07 | 87% | 2017-05-29 |
| 13475. | Luke (steelyogirl) | 74.07 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
| 13476. | Megalonmaniac (megalonmaniac) | 74.06 | 98% | 2024-01-19 |
| 13477. | Tommy (slo_w) | 74.06 | 95.6% | 2025-04-29 |
| 13478. | luqehr (luqehr) | 74.06 | 95% | 2022-03-23 |
| 13479. | Vincent (mario_1_mouse) | 74.06 | 95% | 2022-12-05 |
| 13480. | Kal (kalracer) | 74.06 | 93% | 2017-04-13 |
| 13481. | Hans Christian (dakyna) | 74.06 | 94% | 2018-03-26 |
| 13482. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 74.05 | 98% | 2022-04-24 |
| 13483. | ress jade (ressjade) | 74.05 | 98% | 2017-10-02 |
| 13484. | Josep M (josepot) | 74.05 | 95% | 2017-01-11 |
| 13485. | Maurício (mv4rgas) | 74.05 | 98% | 2017-03-15 |
| 13486. | Ginger (ravens_loft) | 74.04 | 95% | 2022-03-10 |
| 13487. | Peaches (paeches8) | 74.03 | 96.7% | 2025-03-20 |
| 13488. | lynx (mvalpha) | 74.03 | 96.5% | 2023-09-09 |
| 13489. | Addie (addiethieves) | 74.03 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |