The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13355. | Spyros (lil_rospy) | 39.44 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 13356. | Pekeroncho (kaito_yuki) | 39.44 | 91% | 2011-12-18 |
| 13357. | I am (chaitanyasree) | 39.44 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 13358. | FT_Zeref (iamzeref) | 39.43 | 93% | 2021-12-19 |
| 13359. | majid (majidabbas7301) | 39.43 | 92% | 2015-12-21 |
| 13360. | Darthraider (lord_stark) | 39.43 | 93% | 2022-05-06 |
| 13361. | Arman (yesenarman) | 39.43 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 13362. | Magzhan (maga_13) | 39.42 | 94% | 2023-06-25 |
| 13363. | Vivian (vivvle) | 39.42 | 93% | 2021-05-15 |
| 13364. | Elias (ninjagurke_187) | 39.42 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
| 13365. | Rosalyn (raisetheroof) | 39.42 | — | 2009-12-07 |
| 13366. | Mexero (mexero) | 39.41 | 93% | 2018-08-28 |
| 13367. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 39.41 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 13368. | DataDev (tinysingh) | 39.41 | 92% | 2017-05-04 |
| 13369. | Blackbat (blackbat101) | 39.40 | 86% | 2016-04-02 |
| 13370. | Melissa (yachinma) | 39.40 | 94% | 2014-04-15 |
| 13371. | Maria Rafaela (mariarafaela) | 39.39 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 13372. | Ujbuk (mithun_bhowmick) | 39.39 | 94.8% | 2023-10-29 |
| 13373. | phasawat (puppaprubchok) | 39.39 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| 13374. | Dhaush (dhanush9414) | 39.38 | 91% | 2023-06-08 |
| 13375. | Tugssaikhan (gantsogtt) | 39.38 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
| 13376. | Valery (boxxxer) | 39.38 | 86% | 2013-12-15 |
| 13377. | Guy (guyjariya) | 39.37 | 93% | 2019-06-30 |
| 13378. | Cody (landis) | 39.37 | 92% | 2011-09-21 |
| 13379. | James (jamespon) | 39.36 | 92% | 2015-04-19 |
| 13380. | Clayton (cbruce9387) | 39.35 | 90% | 2015-02-10 |
| 13381. | Ali ul (ali_ul_haq) | 39.35 | 95% | 2019-04-13 |
| 13382. | gelmar (mansgel) | 39.35 | — | 2009-11-14 |
| 13383. | Eggdog (eggdog) | 39.35 | 92% | 2014-01-26 |
| 13384. | Bogart (bogartii) | 39.35 | 91% | 2017-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |