The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14992. | VV (clowncollege) | 79.89 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
| 14993. | Jony (jon_____) | 79.89 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 14994. | Find (findarxx) | 79.89 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 14995. | Piplup (caitcat) | 79.89 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
| 14996. | Kyle (kohn) | 79.89 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 14997. | Ritika (ritika_) | 79.89 | 95% | 2011-11-17 |
| 14998. | Nicky (nicky027) | 79.89 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
| 14999. | Dino (typedino123) | 79.88 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 15000. | DeputyDerpy (deputyderpy) | 79.88 | 96% | 2022-11-27 |
| 15001. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 79.88 | 96% | 2023-08-01 |
| 15002. | cbaby (cecarbon) | 79.88 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 15003. | Brian (bcasady) | 79.88 | 98% | 2012-05-03 |
| 15004. | Andrew (tandem) | 79.88 | 93% | 2014-03-26 |
| 15005. | N (nadeemoidu) | 79.88 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 15006. | Nguyen (dark_magician) | 79.88 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 15007. | Chordata (chordata) | 79.88 | 98% | 2012-03-19 |
| 15008. | Justin (MX Clears) (shadaez) | 79.87 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 15009. | Nam (nnhoang) | 79.87 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
| 15010. | seejam (derpmaster1210) | 79.87 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 15011. | Maria (mariam1) | 79.87 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 15012. | Ramin (ramin2dkami) | 79.87 | 98% | 2013-12-20 |
| 15013. | Makoto (zentexsm08) | 79.86 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 15014. | Luka (garicluka) | 79.86 | 94.9% | 2023-08-26 |
| 15015. | rofllex (rofllex) | 79.86 | 96.3% | 2023-05-25 |
| 15016. | Alan (alanpung) | 79.86 | 96% | 2016-12-12 |
| 15017. | Nivde (notnivde) | 79.86 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 15018. | Haider (wellwisherpk) | 79.86 | 96% | 2012-02-20 |
| 15019. | Joshua (jkim0206) | 79.85 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 15020. | Saurabh (saurabh007) | 79.85 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 15021. | Ferno (fernoflake) | 79.85 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |