So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15696. | Leonardo (ambrosioleonardo) | 75.22 | 96% | 2017-11-01 |
| 15697. | Racki (racki) | 75.22 | 94% | 2016-06-01 |
| 15698. | Huy (huyngo) | 75.22 | 85% | 2014-03-20 |
| 15699. | :3 (saschiablouse) | 75.22 | 96% | 2016-03-05 |
| 15700. | Rosie (poppyp) | 75.22 | 97% | 2015-06-27 |
| 15701. | amran (netcse) | 75.22 | 96% | 2016-08-19 |
| 15702. | Chris (chrissstone) | 75.21 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 15703. | asdfas (relashish) | 75.20 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 15704. | Mutahir (_mutahir_) | 75.20 | 94% | 2015-05-29 |
| 15705. | Dammsugaren (dammsugaren) | 75.19 | 95% | 2021-11-12 |
| 15706. | Samantha (trueanimaldefender6) | 75.19 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
| 15707. | Abhi (geekyabhi) | 75.19 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 15708. | (keralis74) | 75.19 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 15709. | Haza (hazalmao) | 75.19 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 15710. | Darren (darrensey) | 75.19 | 94% | 2021-03-07 |
| 15711. | Ken (kenny7sccr) | 75.19 | 97% | 2012-12-04 |
| 15712. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 75.18 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 15713. | Erdenebat (speed8019) | 75.18 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 15714. | Richard (richaslions) | 75.18 | 96% | 2015-06-24 |
| 15715. | oops (thinktank) | 75.18 | 95% | 2013-01-05 |
| 15716. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 75.18 | 96% | 2017-11-17 |
| 15717. | Guest (nextelement) | 75.18 | 98% | 2016-10-22 |
| 15718. | Maria (mariam1) | 75.18 | — | 2008-11-22 |
| 15719. | Chris (birdbrainer) | 75.18 | 95% | 2013-07-30 |
| 15720. | Marcy (melvindvorak) | 75.18 | 94% | 2017-01-18 |
| 15721. | Daniel (ganestalay) | 75.18 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
| 15722. | Bach (bwv988) | 75.18 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 15723. | Louise (garopus) | 75.17 | 94% | 2015-03-13 |
| 15724. | Fillip (fillipdots) | 75.17 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 15725. | Kaeng (xxx_hikari) | 75.17 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |