So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35039. | danet (danet) | 39.04 | 94% | 2011-08-01 |
| 35040. | Brian (sharkfighter) | 39.03 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 35041. | Jefty (jeff_tee20) | 39.03 | 88% | 2011-09-30 |
| 35042. | John (dreampieceniko) | 39.03 | 83% | 2011-06-30 |
| 35043. | sumit888d (unknown888d) | 39.02 | 94% | 2022-07-08 |
| 35044. | Ryan (dyantoravis) | 39.02 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 35045. | duke (myself9234) | 39.02 | 91.9% | 2021-02-05 |
| 35046. | Divya (divya) | 39.02 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 35047. | thomas (thomasrodgers27) | 39.01 | — | 2010-11-08 |
| 35048. | Mike (bakermg) | 38.99 | 94.2% | 2021-01-31 |
| 35049. | AP (priyanthushara) | 38.98 | 96% | 2022-06-18 |
| 35050. | THE GiGi (magieneagra) | 38.98 | 93% | 2022-07-29 |
| 35051. | Jay (eaglesmile21) | 38.98 | 96% | 2020-07-26 |
| 35052. | Luca (lucaknows) | 38.97 | 93% | 2023-01-14 |
| 35053. | Kiana (kiwi10rv) | 38.97 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 35054. | Abdulaziz (noino) | 38.96 | 92% | 2020-08-13 |
| 35055. | Noe (noe1995) | 38.95 | 92% | 2016-03-02 |
| 35056. | mariana (mari_prado) | 38.95 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 35057. | Rageon (rageon718) | 38.94 | 93% | 2019-08-31 |
| 35058. | Diego (diegoso30) | 38.93 | 92.2% | 2021-02-18 |
| 35059. | Anjul (geety) | 38.93 | 83% | 2015-09-10 |
| 35060. | ejnne5 (a869598787) | 38.91 | 89% | 2015-10-19 |
| 35061. | Xpesy (xpesy) | 38.90 | 95% | 2023-03-14 |
| 35062. | Andrey (lasermaker) | 38.90 | 94% | 2022-03-15 |
| 35063. | G (alcyon2p) | 38.90 | 93% | 2021-01-28 |
| 35064. | April (april_b) | 38.90 | 88% | 2011-06-13 |
| 35065. | lolhehehahahihi (lolhehehah... | 38.89 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 35066. | jan (janintype) | 38.88 | 93% | 2022-05-20 |
| 35067. | hero (tiendung90) | 38.88 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 35068. | Nicky (nickymaze) | 38.87 | 90% | 2014-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |