I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11289. | Anda (_anda_) | 86.67 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 11290. | nothisisleo (leofire) | 86.66 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 11291. | Colin (xx_succ_xx) | 86.66 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
| 11292. | Jack (jackav) | 86.65 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 11293. | Michael (themusicofsound) | 86.65 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 11294. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 86.65 | 100% | 2017-06-08 |
| 11295. | Moma (sdodo31) | 86.64 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 11296. | Yaz (eryuell) | 86.64 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 11297. | BigTyper (9dee) | 86.64 | 98.2% | 2021-02-27 |
| 11298. | L + (n1ckname152) | 86.64 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 11299. | Erek-Shin (t0sh1ro) | 86.63 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 11300. | Noel (nowellrl) | 86.63 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 11301. | GreatKing (greatking) | 86.63 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 11302. | An (ntan1210) | 86.63 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 11303. | ( -ω-) (heh3he) | 86.63 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11304. | Josh (djoshi) | 86.62 | 96% | 2025-07-01 |
| 11305. | EhterMorph (ethermorph) | 86.61 | 96% | 2025-04-26 |
| 11306. | h (midnightbastard) | 86.61 | 99% | 2022-04-09 |
| 11307. | auoaeu (aoeuhe) | 86.61 | 99% | 2022-01-31 |
| 11308. | Nothing (superboye) | 86.61 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 11309. | Mario (marfredd) | 86.61 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 11310. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 86.61 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 11311. | Josh (atypicaltypisttyping) | 86.61 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 11312. | thenameisss (theoneonfonff) | 86.60 | 97% | 2025-02-14 |
| 11313. | gerald (geraldh) | 86.60 | 97.7% | 2023-08-30 |
| 11314. | Marko (ggx4rtv_fast) | 86.59 | 99.4% | 2025-04-12 |
| 11315. | Martin (mewix) | 86.59 | 97% | 2025-11-29 |
| 11316. | Daniel (dsonger20) | 86.59 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 11317. | Wawa (wawasc) | 86.59 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 11318. | Henry (henry_court) | 86.59 | 98% | 2019-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |