As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12935. | Sharifa (sharifajpg) | 77.05 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
12936. | k (kenblu24) | 77.05 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
12937. | Linus (cicada_3301) | 77.05 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
12938. | TEA_R (jms2587) | 77.04 | 95% | 2023-03-26 |
12939. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 77.04 | 97% | 2017-08-26 |
12940. | زياد (aatrox0_0) | 77.04 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
12941. | Abylay (ablking) | 77.04 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
12942. | Siddharth (siddharth_giri) | 77.04 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
12943. | HighestTree (highesttree) | 77.04 | 92% | 2016-03-20 |
12944. | Jarek (yorrickus) | 77.04 | 97% | 2016-06-24 |
12945. | Farhad (farhadkm) | 77.03 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
12946. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 77.03 | 98% | 2015-06-01 |
12947. | hfadhfpiuadsf (mug1337) | 77.02 | 95.7% | 2023-11-29 |
12948. | Skooma (skoomtastic) | 77.02 | 97.5% | 2021-02-24 |
12949. | Stephen (swankily) | 77.02 | 96% | 2017-03-02 |
12950. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 77.02 | 96% | 2015-04-24 |
12951. | HelixTheRacer (helixtheracer) | 77.01 | 95% | 2024-10-16 |
12952. | Stefan (stefanm) | 77.01 | 97.1% | 2025-01-19 |
12953. | Marcus (marcusthk) | 77.01 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
12954. | green (xgreenbanana) | 77.01 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
12955. | Matias (matzefyr) | 77.01 | 92% | 2015-10-06 |
12956. | Aidan (ireallylovehockey) | 77.01 | 97.2% | 2021-02-01 |
12957. | Desmond (night9sky) | 77.01 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
12958. | Abel (doubleaa_13) | 77.01 | 98% | 2017-07-24 |
12959. | BoodleBoodle (walabi) | 77.01 | 93% | 2016-03-11 |
12960. | John (johndeakin) | 77.01 | 99% | 2017-04-02 |
12961. | BM (bm26) | 77.00 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
12962. | Apathos (apathosss) | 77.00 | 96% | 2023-09-10 |
12963. | 🥬 (freshkale_workman) | 77.00 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
12964. | Jack (jfragg) | 77.00 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |