Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4383. | KevDa5'9" (bigkeve1) | 60.03 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
| 4384. | Kelun (kelun01) | 60.02 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 4385. | Sofia (michael_bjordy) | 60.00 | 94% | 2020-01-10 |
| 4386. | ™SLD™ (ltnsld) | 60.00 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 4387. | Aestuosi (aestuosi) | 60.00 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 4388. | Elio (eh133399) | 60.00 | 94% | 2018-01-05 |
| 4389. | SirIceColdStoneWater (siric... | 60.00 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 4390. | Adel (adeltaj) | 59.99 | 95% | 2018-01-09 |
| 4391. | Vienna (sexystan69) | 59.96 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
| 4392. | Nobody (anhddo) | 59.93 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 4393. | Ze King (kaysa) | 59.93 | 98% | 2019-07-14 |
| 4394. | Devin (dermerk) | 59.93 | 95% | 2018-07-20 |
| 4395. | Jesse (jesse1998114) | 59.93 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
| 4396. | NewGuy (northgical) | 59.92 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 4397. | kieran (kieran_c01) | 59.92 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 4398. | Evan (hotteachers) | 59.92 | 95% | 2019-09-18 |
| 4399. | Marcus (marcustheguy) | 59.91 | 96% | 2020-06-12 |
| 4400. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 59.91 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
| 4401. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 59.91 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 4402. | Sam (liao60209) | 59.87 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 4403. | Issac (twilight0422) | 59.86 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 4404. | Jay (jaydhanani36) | 59.86 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 4405. | Rahul (rahuldodwani18) | 59.86 | 95% | 2018-10-12 |
| 4406. | wessel (wesseltype) | 59.83 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 4407. | ??! (vindicatrice) | 59.83 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
| 4408. | Fakrul (blizzardwind) | 59.82 | 95% | 2020-07-21 |
| 4409. | Pid (blackpanther4289) | 59.81 | 98% | 2019-03-17 |
| 4410. | Kojo (kojoatta) | 59.80 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 4411. | qwerab (qwerab) | 59.80 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 4412. | allie (bokutobro) | 59.78 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |