Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2147. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 78.73 | 99% | 2018-08-04 |
| 2148. | pacmansghost (pacmansghost) | 78.72 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 2149. | Mason (captainmom7) | 78.70 | 97% | 2018-03-02 |
| 2150. | tobias (thandschin) | 78.69 | 98% | 2019-02-07 |
| 2151. | MooTa (moota) | 78.69 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
| 2152. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 78.67 | 96% | 2019-06-02 |
| 2153. | Isak (einberg) | 78.65 | 95% | 2018-09-19 |
| 2154. | WhiteRose13 (whiterose13) | 78.63 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 2155. | ayush (rocky1708) | 78.62 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 2156. | Doge (iidoge) | 78.62 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 2157. | Triggerfingers (quicktrigge... | 78.60 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 2158. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 78.56 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 2159. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 78.55 | 98% | 2019-08-27 |
| 2160. | Raymond (ramenjenkins) | 78.55 | 96% | 2019-09-30 |
| 2161. | (dev_rec) | 78.53 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
| 2162. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 78.53 | 96% | 2018-08-11 |
| 2163. | Imhotep (marcus_aurelius) | 78.52 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 2164. | Vincent (vincesuuu1) | 78.52 | 99% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2165. | Stove (ne0terik) | 78.51 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 2166. | gzip1 (gzip1) | 78.51 | 97% | 2018-07-24 |
| 2167. | Ulysses (baergo) | 78.50 | 98% | 2019-03-20 |
| 2168. | Allan (ajdx88) | 78.49 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2169. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 78.49 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
| 2170. | Sarah (sarahla2) | 78.49 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 2171. | Rafli (thaflis) | 78.48 | 94% | 2019-04-12 |
| 2172. | Pony Tom (ponytom13) | 78.48 | 97% | 2019-02-23 |
| 2173. | Icecuber (icecuber) | 78.48 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
| 2174. | PreztelBoyJimmy (swamp_cabb... | 78.46 | 97% | 2018-12-19 |
| 2175. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 78.44 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 2176. | Julz (jhullzz) | 78.43 | 98% | 2018-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |