The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11140. | fast_as_f*ck (techniqueee1337) | 44.74 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 11141. | Roy (royalejandro_) | 44.74 | 93% | 2015-07-29 |
| 11142. | Lakshya (spacey30) | 44.73 | 93% | 2023-06-06 |
| 11143. | Tasnimul Hasan Rafid (tasni... | 44.73 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| 11144. | John Anthony (therewere3) | 44.73 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
| 11145. | Fairfac (firezuko) | 44.73 | 91% | 2012-02-08 |
| 11146. | Matt (cluelesss) | 44.73 | 91% | 2013-07-28 |
| 11147. | Harley (tart19) | 44.73 | 88% | 2011-07-14 |
| 11148. | Elvin (elvin1990) | 44.73 | 93% | 2016-04-14 |
| 11149. | whatever (diazfas_7) | 44.72 | 97.1% | 2023-10-17 |
| 11150. | Jake (jakub8) | 44.72 | 95% | 2018-05-21 |
| 11151. | Serge (sergech) | 44.71 | 95% | 2020-10-26 |
| 11152. | Bau (trungvip144) | 44.71 | 92% | 2015-12-18 |
| 11153. | duong (anhhungcolao) | 44.71 | 94% | 2013-07-25 |
| 11154. | amabele (cutie_ken) | 44.71 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 11155. | vy (vyngo_9x) | 44.71 | 90% | 2012-01-12 |
| 11156. | viper (viperx1) | 44.70 | 97.6% | 2023-05-22 |
| 11157. | quyen anh (ladybird) | 44.70 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 11158. | Rishu (kashyapamlesh) | 44.70 | 92% | 2014-09-04 |
| 11159. | sxc1978 (sxc1978) | 44.70 | 95% | 2013-01-02 |
| 11160. | Dang (minhdungonly) | 44.70 | 95% | 2013-01-21 |
| 11161. | Matthew (matx23) | 44.70 | 88% | 2015-08-23 |
| 11162. | Hummer (marcus@gmail.com) | 44.70 | 88% | 2011-12-13 |
| 11163. | Jessica (im_a_hot_car) | 44.70 | 93% | 2013-05-10 |
| 11164. | Nam (namle8070) | 44.69 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 11165. | Mojahid (miahm) | 44.69 | 90% | 2011-12-28 |
| 11166. | boss (mboss) | 44.69 | 96% | 2011-10-07 |
| 11167. | Camilla (camy) | 44.69 | — | 2009-10-12 |
| 11168. | Gzr01 (gzr01) | 44.68 | 88% | 2015-10-29 |
| 11169. | satyam (satyamhnk) | 44.68 | 88% | 2013-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |