The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22665. | philm (philmcole) | 67.69 | 96% | 2017-04-13 |
| 22666. | Anthony (eric10161) | 67.69 | 94% | 2013-09-04 |
| 22667. | Andi (agraumann) | 67.68 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 22668. | sane (sntr) | 67.68 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 22669. | arst (sveitser@gmail.com) | 67.68 | 96% | 2011-12-28 |
| 22670. | Martin (martin1355) | 67.68 | 96% | 2018-06-21 |
| 22671. | Thatchapon (guidearm) | 67.68 | 97% | 2014-09-18 |
| 22672. | Bryson (kingfish) | 67.68 | 95% | 2012-11-06 |
| 22673. | UReal (chc39615) | 67.68 | 98% | 2017-01-11 |
| 22674. | ice (iceicepudding) | 67.67 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| 22675. | vblob (vblob) | 67.67 | 95% | 2020-07-07 |
| 22676. | Domenico (rockstar1983) | 67.67 | 97% | 2014-06-25 |
| 22677. | Tim (ts00834811) | 67.67 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| 22678. | Krills (krillz) | 67.67 | 89% | 2012-11-06 |
| 22679. | star (starbaby142) | 67.67 | 93% | 2012-07-12 |
| 22680. | Meinrad (meinrad) | 67.67 | 97% | 2014-12-28 |
| 22681. | Ry (rds516) | 67.66 | 95% | 2018-01-08 |
| 22682. | Mitchell (calpicoav) | 67.66 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 22683. | Michael (mkelnei) | 67.66 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 22684. | Arthur (xuderuf) | 67.66 | 96% | 2012-01-15 |
| 22685. | Marco (marcopon) | 67.66 | 92% | 2012-12-26 |
| 22686. | Payas (payas) | 67.66 | 95% | 2015-06-03 |
| 22687. | jenooi (jenooi) | 67.66 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 22688. | akash (akash30) | 67.66 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 22689. | hot__ (hot0336) | 67.65 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 22690. | nova (novaaa0502) | 67.65 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 22691. | jo (nint) | 67.65 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 22692. | melhim (melhimshaker3) | 67.65 | 95% | 2012-03-23 |
| 22693. | Miista (miista) | 67.65 | 92% | 2012-02-07 |
| 22694. | Bhushan (nicknamechunmun) | 67.65 | — | 2009-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |